creaning

Kicking a player off of a team because you think you have a better one to take his place.

With zero scholarships available, but a 0 star prospect verballing, it was time for the IU basketball program to do some house Creaning by kicking off a kid who was told he would be the next D-Wade only a year earlier.

by Flex Chesterson April 29, 2009

cleant his clock

When u get the fuck knocked out

U cleant his clock

by Hdjdmekjndjjsnsjs January 6, 2016

Job Creationist

When there is a religious type belief, against all evidence, that cutting taxes on the super wealthy(i.e. job creators) is the best thing that can be done for a nation, even in times of high national deficit and the worst inequality gap in the country's history.

Coined by Wyatt Cenac of the Daily show

Just like creationists believe that an imaginary being in the sky created the world and it's people a few thousand years ago with the wave of a hand, as opposed to evolution with the copious evidence that comes with it, Job creationists believe that giving tax breaks to millionaires and conserving loopholes so they can rake in millions more, while starving the rest of the population, is the most righteous path to solvency.

by gregz0rz July 14, 2011

creationist

Someone who will tell you that religion is science and science is a religion.

Creationist: "The bible is true because it says so in the bible!"

by Erik Karhatsu May 23, 2006

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by typobeast September 13, 2023

creative reason

when you kick someone off or out of something, because you’re afraid you might have to get out of bed and actually do your job.

Krista: we are letting go of Arizona and April for creative reasons

by 911yeshello May 17, 2018

Creative Queef

A moment of sweet bliss and creativity that came to one randomly. A creative queef is the opposite of a brain fart.

That was the best idea ever, what a creative queef!

by creativequeef June 21, 2021