ear cream pie

when a guy jizzes in a girls ear, then rubs it all around in her ear with his dick.

mrs. figgy was having hearing problems so i gave the bitch an ear cream pie but it didnt help her at all so i spongebobed her and knocked out her teeth with the sponge which she ate instantly upon waking up.

by creamsoduh November 1, 2007

cherry cream pie

A timely variation of a regular cream pie; The visual impression of a females vulva after completing unprotected intercourse during her monthly menstrual cycle.

Like any true cuckold, Dan loves it when his wife, Mary, comes home and demands he clean up the Cherry Cream Pie that Reggie delivered only moments earlier.

by ODannyBoy July 29, 2006

anal cream pie

term given after you cum in an asshole

wow check out that anal cream pie

by todd page June 5, 2004

Double Decker Cream Pie

A Double Decker Cream Pie Is when you have two girls and you cream pie in one of them and then the cum from one pussy drips into the other girls pussy.

I gave those bitches some sloppy ass "Double Decker Cream pie" on new years.

by Mrawesome3754 April 30, 2015

cream pie

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.

A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!

Fred stuffed his cock far inside Miffy and made a cream pie that took a full 5 minutes to run back out.

by Fred October 11, 2003

canadian cream pie

When a man puts maple syrup in a woman's vagina before sex. He then ejaculates inside if her, making a gooey mess of syrup and semen.

Jane has to shower because John gave her a Canadian cream pie.

by premiumwords October 22, 2012

Banana Cream Pie

Banana Cream Pie is the act of putting a whole or peice of a banana in your female partners vagina before she cums, having her sit on your face, then eating her out swallowing the banana and cum pressed to your mouth, thus giving the effect of eating a Banana Cream Pie.

... "That girl I picked up from Adams party last night is super kinky! She fed me a warm messy Banana cream pie, super creamy if you know what I mean"

by 1NN0VAT3R October 2, 2014