Someone residing in the small tatertown village of Clemson, South Carolina. Clemtards are generally illiterate and mostly toothless. They prefer to wear puke orange clothing and are attracted to farm animals. Their favorite activities include cow tiping, and getting slapped on the ass with a rubber chicken. Clemtards often congregate in packs on fall saturdays. They hoot and hollar but usually disperse dissapointed when the booze wears off. Most Clemtards like worthless rocks and are mezmorized with shiny objects. They are easily fooled and are often the butt of jokes. Clemtards often worship the Dabo. A Dabo is a labotomized clemtard.
Look at Billy, he's mounting them sheeps again. What a clemtard.
Willie is such a Clemtard. He traded his wifes wedding ring for 3 taters.
Willie is such a Clemtard. He traded his wifes wedding ring for 3 taters.
by Cox McGillicutty May 25, 2012
Get the Clemtard mug.One part creep and one part retard. A Creeptard is known to talk very loudly and get suffer emotional distress when made fun of. Creep stalks bartender for months before finally finding her on facebook. Creep writes long stalker message to add him while unknowing becomes a retard because his girlfriend learns of his facebook update. Creeptard is then barred from the bar and loses only girlfriend he's ever had.
Noun: This creeptard keep following me around.
Adjective: Did I hurt your creeptarded feelings? Go cry to yo momma.
Adjective: Your girlfriend found out you're stalking some chick? You're fucking creeptarded
Adjective: Did I hurt your creeptarded feelings? Go cry to yo momma.
Adjective: Your girlfriend found out you're stalking some chick? You're fucking creeptarded
by Jerktard June 2, 2010
Get the Creeptard mug.A chemtard is someone who chose to take chemistry and then realised it was a grave mistake.. and are pretty much a failure in the subject.
Chemtard: Uhh... how do you test for carbon dioxide?
Other person: We learnt that like 2 years ago.
Chemtard: Oh.. fail. I'm such a chemtard.
Other person: We learnt that like 2 years ago.
Chemtard: Oh.. fail. I'm such a chemtard.
by Kirst...x.x.x.x April 8, 2008
Get the chemtard mug.A. Someone who fails Chemistry class.
B. Derogatory term for those who believe in the existence of Chemtrails. They believe that George Bush I & II, Obama, The Illuminati, The National Weather Service, FEMA, Big Pharma, Rich People, Wall Street, and whatever villain they dream up, Are putting chemicals in the exhaust fumes of Jet airplanes.
Those who believe in the existence of chemtrails are usually decent people who sincerely believe that they have a simple answer to all the problems of the world. They want to change things for the better
B. Derogatory term for those who believe in the existence of Chemtrails. They believe that George Bush I & II, Obama, The Illuminati, The National Weather Service, FEMA, Big Pharma, Rich People, Wall Street, and whatever villain they dream up, Are putting chemicals in the exhaust fumes of Jet airplanes.
Those who believe in the existence of chemtrails are usually decent people who sincerely believe that they have a simple answer to all the problems of the world. They want to change things for the better
Two Nigerian scammers are in a world of hurt. Their Governor has put them on his "To be killed" list. It seems that they had FINALLY scammed the wrong person on e-bay motors.
These two have made their governor millions of dollars from their scams however this flow of money appears to be ending because too many people are up in arms. They are demanding Nigeria be cut off of the internet. The governor has put the blame on these two.
The scammers know that if they can come up with a bunch more money they will be taken off the hit list, the question is how.
One of them happens to look up in the sky and sees the contrail from a jet plane and an idea forms. He tells his friend " We shall start a scam we have nothing to sell but an idea. One where people cannot prove we did anything illegal and people who believe us will defend us passionately AND, most important send us money.
Thus the chemtrail conspiracy is born. The scammers are back in the good graces of the Governor and are still scamming on e-bay motors. They call the people who support them Chemtards.
These two have made their governor millions of dollars from their scams however this flow of money appears to be ending because too many people are up in arms. They are demanding Nigeria be cut off of the internet. The governor has put the blame on these two.
The scammers know that if they can come up with a bunch more money they will be taken off the hit list, the question is how.
One of them happens to look up in the sky and sees the contrail from a jet plane and an idea forms. He tells his friend " We shall start a scam we have nothing to sell but an idea. One where people cannot prove we did anything illegal and people who believe us will defend us passionately AND, most important send us money.
Thus the chemtrail conspiracy is born. The scammers are back in the good graces of the Governor and are still scamming on e-bay motors. They call the people who support them Chemtards.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter October 23, 2014
Get the Chemtard mug.A misinformed person who believes the creedmoor family of calibers to be superior to all others. Often described as "the vegan of the shooting world" they're generally hated by everyone but have to be tolerated due to the nanny state. These shooters can often be seen sporting man buns, vape sticks, tofu and in same sex relationships. It's also medically proven that the 6.5 cartridge is known to reduce testosterone levels often leading to transgender procedures.
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