cractivate

A combination or portmanteau of the words crack and activate meaning the use of alternate methods to gain access to computer programs or hardware.

cractivate differs from hactivate: cractivate implies malicious intent.

I downloaded MS Office for free and managed to cractivate it with a bogus authentication code.

by uzebdrumz January 2, 2012

crustipated

Crusty; caked on; and not easily removed.

My vacuum cleaner is crustipated and will no longer suck.

by zeiserism February 10, 2018

Castigate

Put someone down on the spot, to act from developed fury and to ‘dress them down’

I have behaved on my accord in order to castigate them in a public place.

by Fahst March 15, 2019

car-crastinator

Someone who is sitting in their car,looking for things in their trunk, or just screwing around while you are waiting to take their parking spot.

I can't believe we are waiting for this spot for 5 minutes, this asshole is such a car-crastinator.

by HC Q May 15, 2009

castigate

verb. a popular combination of castrate and investigate.

Your girlfriend is going to be so pissed you didn't call her back, she's going to castigate you!!!

by PirateK April 1, 2010

Constibater

Someone who is sits on the toilet constipated while masturbating.

Last night i was a total constibater.

by shineypoo January 26, 2010

castribate

masturbating, when beating off, cutting off the shaft immediately during climax, then getting jizz all over your sliced chassis and blood. Mutiliated Genitals are the Ultimate pleasure.

"if you don't stop beating off in front of me, i'm going castribate you!"

by George Philip November 22, 2004