Status Crapper

Someone who posts on your facebook status usually without having any vested interest in the status, someone who comments but their comment adds nothing, or someone who comments on your status when the status was not targeted toward them,

STATUS: I'm going to the mall today with my buds looking to buy some new golf clubs...
Alissa:I llovveee the mall!!1
(Alissa is being a status crapper)

by AWCornball June 17, 2010

O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper

When you can't hold your shit in anymore....
This is something you repeat to yourself as fast as you can while urgently trying to get to the nearest toilet, before you accidentally shit all over yourself.

At work today...I had to super speed walk down the hall, while clinching my butt-checks together in order to get to the nearest toilet. Or else I would have shitted all over myself... The whole way there I was chanting "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" repeatedly as fast as I could.

I successfully made it to the toilet though!... I think the "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" chant keeps you from shitting all over yourself.

Thank God I didn't shit all over myself!

by _-_-_->The Shit Master<-_-_-_ July 24, 2009

Crapperware

What Uncle Rico on Napolean Dynamite calls Tupperware. He calls it this infront of his customers so they might think that his containers that he sells door-to-door are superior, thus they think Tupperware is crap.

Wife: "Rico said that them containers ain't nunn'a that lame Crapperware! Ah cain't tair it with m' hands so 'at's gotta be good stuff!"
Husband: "Shut up, woman!"

by Mbleh October 22, 2007

Mad Crapper

One who repeatedly craps in strategic locations that will attract attention to the situation of somone crapping somwhere other than in a toilet.

"they called him the mad crapper because his senior prank was crapping in the busy hallways when no one was around"

Janitor: "DAMN YOU MADD CRAPPER!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!

by smooth criminal July 22, 2008

Crappler

An politically partisan news site infamous for its inaccurate news.

Don't believe a word it prints. It's just another crappler.

by MichaelSaint32 August 21, 2020

crapper-napper

noun. a foot or leg that falls asleep due to circulation being cut-off from sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time; adjective. a numbing or tingling sensation in the foot or leg that is the result of sitting on the toilet for a prolonged period of time

15 minutes later, Joe came limping out of the bathroom, complaining of a crapper-napper.

Ralph got a crapper-napper from sitting on the toilet.

by Lincoln Silver August 3, 2007

lens crapper

When you take out your contact and rub in in someone's asshole, then put in back in your eye.

I think I got pink eye because I was pulling a lens crapper with my girlfriend last night!

by rocky bottom November 23, 2011