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crappin on the clock

The act of rushing to your job to take a crap or staying late to take a crap on company time. This is especially satisfying when you leave your house in the morning, already needing to take a crap and holding it in to go at work...on the clock.
I really had to take a dump this morning, even before getting in the shower, but I held it so I would be crappin on the clock.
by crappin4fun March 25, 2009
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Cuthbert Crappingsdown

A name commonly used for a person who is very good at what they do, yet are unknown to the majority of the population.
Before David Beckham became a proffesional footballer, he was a Cuthbert Crappingsdown in his neighbourhood.
by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009
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thread crapping

v. Thread crapping occurs when a person comes into a thread and posts something contrary to the spirit/intent of the thread, often derailing the discussion or turning it into an argument.
Coming into a thread titled "I love my new Apple Macintosh!", and posting "PCs are better and cheaper" is thread crapping.
by keyshaw March 23, 2010
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crapplication

A piece of software you are forced to use at work because it's the corporate standard, even though better applications exist for the same task.
Why do we have to use Lotus Notes for email? This crapplication is so annoying.
by Ug Lee July 30, 2008
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crapplication

Software applications that are poorly architected, designed, implemented and supported but immensely popular with end users due to vertical functionality that is perceived to be unavailable elsewhere. Crapplications are the bane of an IT professional's life.
The business has chosen yet another crapplication to foist upon our defenceless infrastructure
by SufferingIT November 16, 2009
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Crapticle

An article that is crap
I read a crapticle that said that there’s 74 genders
by KnotKnotESV September 7, 2018
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crappuccino

What Beavis drinks during the first episode featuring Cornholio. Coffee makes him go ape shit, he pulls his shirt up over his head and the beatniks think he's a genius
"would you like a cappuccino?" "heh heh heh heh. Crappuccino, yeah." (later) "I am Cornholio; I need T.P. for my bunghole. I want all your crappuccino." (bumps into a chair) "Are you threatening me?!!?"
by the almightybunghole January 12, 2008
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