crapoleon

Someone who speaks down to other as if they are an aurhority when they are in fact full of crap.

That know it all whiz kid is actually just a crapoleon.

by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023

crappling

Poorly trained or untrained grappling.

Often taught by an instructor inexperienced in grappling as an attempt to cash in on a fashion, by a McDojo, or due to criticism of a lack of grappling training, an example of bullshido.

They teach crappling there.

You don't know how to grapple you can only crapple

by Nate1481 December 7, 2006

crapolaman

(noun) A male who takes a lot of shits.

Crapolaman1 on aim sure does take a lot of shits.

by crapolaman September 6, 2003

crapola

Best thing to say when your crayola crayons break.

*crayon breaks*
Me: What company made this, crapola?

by Falldeadangels May 14, 2005

crapalier

Any Chevy Cavalier. A terrible, terrible car that should not be purchased or driven by anyone. Ever.

Frank: 'Concert tonight! I'll drive.'
Tom: 'No way I'm getting in your Crapalier!'

by Wyyl March 3, 2005

crapblizzard

A friend of mine once asked me for a word to use in a memo to his boss, where he wanted to say shitstorm but needed to be less vulgar. I suggested crapblizzard, and many laughs ensued.

definition: see shitstorm

i'm up to my ears in work! it's a crapblizzard!

by Adam Reinke April 12, 2004

Crapplication

(n) quite simply put it's an application on Facebook which is utter crap. Crapplications tend to force you to spam your friends in order to use their piss weak functions.

origin: crap + application = crapplication

If I get one more invite to a crapplication from Jill I'll lose my shit!

by Kiesten McCauley February 9, 2008