cranberry week

noun
The time of the month when a woman has her menstruation and mood swings.

Origin: Swedish, Informal, "Lingon vecka", exact translation: "mountain cranberry/lingonberry week". Simplified to only "Cranberry week".

"I avoid my gf when it's her (...she is having) cranberry week."

by Vojtech Sedlak January 10, 2008

Cranberry Jones

A quarterback that wears crimson and cream who's home state is New Mexico. If your team is playing against him, he is the best player on your team.

When the Huskers were playing the Sooners, Oklahoma's quarterback thew 5 interceptions he was such a Cranberry Jones.

by CLS Husker February 8, 2010

Crease Cranker

That one douche bag on every lacrosse team that rips shot from the top of the crease right at the goalies shins or head. Probably a Junior or Senior who didn’t make varsity because he’s such a dick For some reason they usually go by a name that starts with a J like Jack, Jared, Jake or Jacob.

Goalie: Dude, Jack is such a crease cranker can you tell him to fuck off?
Crease Defenseman: Yeah he rips his shots into my balls sometimes. I think I’m gonnna wack him in the dick with my stick later.

by DeMSWaGiN15 February 10, 2018

Canterbury

A City in South-East England. With a Cathedral. And some parks. And a lotta buses. And 2 Waterstone's that are back to back with each other, which is pointless!

Bruv, you live in Canterbury wiv the big Cafedrull and stuff?

by Stuzzagal July 8, 2011

Cianter

The unique form of banter found in the City of London.

"Cracked some fantastic cianter at the Nedders yesterday." - Banker and member of the Ned.

by Nanter March 3, 2020

Crank Craters

Refers the the large sores meth-users get on their face after picking. Picking is either caused by tweaking or the hallucinations that bugs are crawling under your skin.

tweakingpickingcracknecrank craters

by Miss Speedy March 29, 2011

Want a sprite cranberry?

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.

i.e Hey do you want a sprite cranberry?

by Old Memes December 4, 2018