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Crankthatfrank

Is a repressed emo because mcr broke up. Don't eat soap. He hates G notes and cant listen to northen downpour. He breaks his blinds because musically exists, and trys not to kill himself watching them. Dont forget to buy his merch ;) (YEE)
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by anonymous August 19, 2017
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cramster

the best wesbsite for help with math, science, and physics, and other math related topics, create a free account search for you book and get rolling. It provides you with answers to the odd problems and a step by step on how to solve it, for even problems you must pay but it is worth it, however try out the free account and see if you like it, which if your major has anything to do with math you will!
Cramster helped me study for a test last night
by cramster help March 18, 2009
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crapstipated

adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of crap.

adj : you can't crap no matter how hard you try, sometimes only gas comes out

see also fartstipated
That burrito is lodged in my belly and it won't come out, I am crapstipated.
by alibree March 25, 2005
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Crastination

Undefined use of time, Free time, Vague outcomes, Doodling, Occupying yourself with tasks unrelated to your purpose, Generally wasting time and other fun pursuits. Procrastination is the work that is done to avoid the work that is supposed to be done. AKA, Saturday mornings. See also Crastination and Procrastination.

Historically, The word arises from the experience where a person becomes a Pro at Crastination by spending hours doing very little, or being off track more than one is on track. With the invention of rubber tires, we realized that tracks don't really matter any more so being off track was no longer a culturally shunned experience. Hence, Pro-Crastination was born.
Saturday mornings, you and I engage in crastination by watching TV rather than vacuuming. We become better and better at crastinating and that is procrastination.
by Yoda-Ninja May 10, 2015
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Cranston rage

When you stand up and you put your hands up from your elbows and hold you breath, then let a big high yell. Similar of Bryan Cranston does in Breaking Bad
I was at Billy's house and he pulled a Cranston rage all of the sudden.
by Anominnous April 16, 2010
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Crapstravaganza

Can be used to describe a horrible experience, to a grand level; a figurative festival of craptastic events; something with a bounty of craptastic aspects; or, what one calls something bad when they wish to use mock or sarcastic cheer.

A relative to the slang adjective craptastic, and a tongue-in-cheek antonym of "extravaganza".
"That Disney vacation with the rents was a total crapstravaganza..."

"I have read some badfic in my time, but the DBZ section of FFN is a veritable crapstravaganza!"
by Jaxxy_no_Jutsu August 8, 2008
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canstand

Similar to a keg stand although performed using a can or cup of alcohol and a straw. One or more straws is placed in a can or cup and used to consume an alcoholic beverage while the drinker does a handstand over the can/cup. It is recommended that one performing the canstand has a few spotters holding his legs in the air. Can be performed solo if done properly.
Dude 1: Yo did you see Richard do that canstand last night?
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