Crointing

Jerking off to homosexual turtles having sex.

Commonly done in groups of 3 or more partners.

“Did you hear what happened to Jimmy ? He got grounded for a week, his parents caught him Crointing “

by Lv35BossChungus January 3, 2019

ChainTubing

When watching one Youtube video leads to clicking on related videos until you realize you've been doing it for way too long.

Wife: "Why were you up so late last night? You knew you had that presentation at work today!"

Husband: "I'm sorry, I clicked that Youtube link your sister sent me and ended up ChainTubing until like 4am."

by Kc April 20, 2009

crapintosh

Operating system that causes programmers to consider suicide.

I've spent a year on this project and I've got it working on every platform except Crapintosh OSX.

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

crantastic

The state of being fantastic while also possessing the properties of a cranberry.

That cranapple juice was crantastic. Cran-fucking-tastic.

by crantastic January 28, 2008

crapintosh

A shiny brightly colored piece of very crappy plastic that is sometimes utilized for the sole purpose of capturing the attention of little girls and the severely mentally handicapped.

"Wow! Sally I don't know shit about computers but your little niece with down syndrome sure does love to chew on that crapintosh's one-button mouse!"

by Hate Crapintosh August 8, 2004

crint

A less offensive/alternate form of the Australian usage of the word cunt.

A. A complete fool/arsehole. or
B. A good friend. or
C. A vagina.

A. "You fucking CRINT!"
- Someone just punched you.

B. "G'day, crint."
- You see a mate of yours.

C. "I'm gonna kick your crint in."
- You are about to cave in a vagina with your boot.

by Dav Byrne January 7, 2006

crapintosh

macintosh computer that is a piece of shit and your computer support techs refuse to help you fix it

my crapintosh just crashed for the fourth time this hour.

by halex March 28, 2003