creamed him self

when a male, mainly teenagers gets excited and ejaculate son him self. More ofhtne in his pants.

Chris Stein creamed him self in History class today.

by claire** October 20, 2003

creamed foreskins on toast

Military term for the "delicacy" known in civilian life as Chipped Beef on Toast.

Creamed foreskins on toast again? Damn! Thats the third time this week they've served it in the chow hall

by Atomic Johnny July 1, 2006

creamed

To get plowed over by something much larger than yourself.

The tiny runningback was creamed by the humongus defense when he ran the ball

by I have cotton mouth April 14, 2006

Creamed Corn Twister

This is the synonym (and past tense) of CREAMY CORN TWISTER.

1. When a guy masturbates with both hands using a reverse Australian grip while simultaneously using a twisting motion.

2. Giving a girl anal sex, ejaculating in her anus while providing a twisting motion so as to leave a Dairy Queen ice cream style loop as you exit. This takes great skill and a proper diet.

Dude- I gave your sister a Creamed Corn Twister for her birthday, now the bitch won't stop texting me!

by MSgt September 16, 2013

Creamed Poop

The act of getting it up the ass, having him finsh off in you, then pooping it out and having your poop creamed.

Creamed Poop: Last night Marcus got his poop creamed.

by stan mig January 11, 2011

Creamed Junkie

The art of doing lines of semen.

The party got a little out of control and at one stage there was this chick hanging upside down on the clothes line doing Creamed Junkies.

by Captain Gyno October 1, 2012

creamed

the act of something being so good, exciting, or fulfilling that makes you want to cream. Creaming derived from the slang term for ejaculating. Creamed means that you experience such a great sensation that you feel like you are going to ejaculate.

Man that burger was so good i almost creamed." or "Naw it was decent it didn't make me cream or nothing.

by Vinny Vanzetti July 10, 2010