Cracky

When someone act like they ain’t got no damn sense

That bish act cracky why tf would she tell the opp friends where we be at

by Therealbugkiller34 December 7, 2022

Cracky

Someone acting the same way a cracker crackhead would.

Poan stop being such a cracky.
Jelayo told me that man with the polo shirt and white shorts sniffed a line and started acting almighty. What a cracky.

by Notmaga September 7, 2023

cracky

to eat someone's ass or perform anilingus on someone.

I gave her the cracky. Her ass tasted so nice, I want it for DINNER.

by SalOkayHi October 21, 2023

Cracky Snack

A snack most likley found in a Ghetto Mart or in a truck stop. i.e. Potato Chips, Lorna Doone Cookies, Microwaveable Burritos, Pringles, Litte Debbie Snacks, Hostess Baked Goods, etc...etc...
Should be very high in sugar or salt content. Preferably containing M.S.G. or high fructose corn syrup. Offers little or no nutrition.

DJ Willow from Paris (while on tour): Wow! I've had way too many Cracky Snacks today. I feel like shit! Can we stop at a road-side diner so we can all dine on some real food tonight before the show?
C.B. (Legendary tour bus driver): Um, there is an AMAZING! organic brew-pub in the next town over, about 100 miles from here, can you make it till then?
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh C.B.!!! I LOVE YOU!
C.B.: I know, 'cause I'm the BEST!

by DJ Willow from Paris July 25, 2007

cracky tales

the most unbelievable, fucked up tales and adventures that can only possibly take place when one is either lit up on some crack, or on a quest for the elusive mega hit. hence, CRACKY TALE

"... i was at the Spot and i was wearing sandals. and this motha fucka handed me some soap. he said, you touched it, you buyin it. i told him, fuck that shit ITS SOAP. i threw the shit on the floor and this motha fucka pulled out a machete. i started bookin it and ran outta my flip flops...."

to which you respond "cracky tales..."

or this one co-worker of mine who rides a bike with no seat on it who called in sick one day

"... i was downtown right, and i was drivin (this fucking crackhead rides a bike)...and this guy came up to me and tried to jack me with a serrated, blunt, knife. so i got out and 3 guys came outta no where.. all of a sudden there was this gun. so i ran away across the street and i wasnt lookin and got hit by a car."

cracky tales, cracky tales...

by eatfordshtdodge January 7, 2008

cracky snacks

noun plural. One or more cracky snack.

See cracky snack

Cracky Snacks are what makes the world go round!

by dj willow from paris August 4, 2007

Cracky Sack

When you pour a beer, down your back, through your crack, off your sack, into your shoe, and then you drink it.

Jimmy B is one sick fuck...he did three cracky sacks last night!

by Tristram March 29, 2003