Crackism

The religion where people praise someone's ass.

Bonnie: Hey Jennie how was your 1st day of crackism?

Jennie: it was great, I made an ass of myself but I've been saved by my lord and savior crackus.

by MRKRAMWICH69 April 21, 2022

crackshamba

to drink a shambhu out of someones ass

bro did you see evangelos do a crackshamba at michaels house

by evangelos tsestos September 4, 2023

Crackshipping

Shipping which goes beyond any logical view or standpoint and will (most definitely) never become canon due to a multitude of reasons like e.g two characters being in different universes or never interacting in canon.

Person A: "Did you know, Sonic the Hedgehog x Arthur Shelby is a thing?"
Person B: "more like crackshipping but k"

by the letter H is superior May 13, 2024

Crackship

Tomodachi Life terminology
Very weird romantic relationship that happens on a Tomodachi Life island

Hey uh, dude, your in a crackship with Rick astley in my Tomodachi Life island

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje December 21, 2024

crackship

A ship so wild that whoever thought of that must be on high amounts of crack. Either characters that barely interacted or any random character x random character.

“yo have you heard about aradus x shadow milk”
“is that supposed to be a crackship”
“yeah i have jackshit to do”
“oh”

by K4SKA!J3D4M4N_32XD May 19, 2025