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Crackesh

A Person whos fatter than a polar bear, he is similar to a moby dick, he has more layers on the back of his neck than a bulldog, which look like sausage rolls, he uses his laugh to scare off predators as he screams i.e. "AHHHHHHH, AHHHHH, BRAAAAA" although it does change to a fat chuckle now and again.
"Yo lee, i'm feelin quite peckish, know where i can get some sausage rolls, i dont fancy going greggs today"

"oh crap! crackesh man, you just scared the beejeezus out of me, stop screaming"
by darren and lee March 15, 2007
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crackship

A relationship that is so insane, it must be on crack. Relatively common in fan fiction.
Can you believe some guy wrote a fanfic about Captain America and Flounder from The Little Mermaid?! What a crackship!
by H@rdc0re March 20, 2008
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super crackerhead

the extreme form of a regular cracker this is formally known as a super cracker
that cracker gone super cracker ,ole cracker over there is a super cracker, people who have their hats bent into the shape of a cup and has it laying on their head with a gold fishhook this is the #1 form of a super crackerhead and has a dip ring on there back pocket with a spit bottle and in the other pocket is mountain dew and wears wellington boots formally known as jackie ray boots the capital of supercracker is DANVILLE,Va
by notasupercrackerhead 420 December 6, 2012
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Crackershit Slong Beater

A man/woman that is an overprotective prick over his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.
Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!
by Theinsultist May 16, 2014
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Surface Crackess

The effect of leaving an impression of your ass crack on a surface.
Dude, I left surface crackess on that car window!
by dPythonb September 10, 2009
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crackship

A relationship between two characters from different fandoms (tv shows, films, books etc), that is impossible to achieve.
Stefan Salvatore and Effy Stonem is my favorite crackship.
by nationalanthem February 26, 2013
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Crackish

To have the appearence of being on crack.
Does not neccessarily mean you are on drugs, but you probably are.
Whitney Housten isn't on crack, but she sure looks crackish.
by dimelis_16 May 28, 2007
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