Crackesh

A Person whos fatter than a polar bear, he is similar to a moby dick, he has more layers on the back of his neck than a bulldog, which look like sausage rolls, he uses his laugh to scare off predators as he screams i.e. "AHHHHHHH, AHHHHH, BRAAAAA" although it does change to a fat chuckle now and again.

"Yo lee, i'm feelin quite peckish, know where i can get some sausage rolls, i dont fancy going greggs today"

"oh crap! crackesh man, you just scared the beejeezus out of me, stop screaming"

Crackesh by darren and lee March 15, 2007

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crackship

A relationship that is so insane, it must be on crack. Relatively common in fan fiction.

Can you believe some guy wrote a fanfic about Captain America and Flounder from The Little Mermaid?! What a crackship!

crackship by H@rdc0re March 20, 2008

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super crackerhead

the extreme form of a regular cracker this is formally known as a super cracker

that cracker gone super cracker ,ole cracker over there is a super cracker, people who have their hats bent into the shape of a cup and has it laying on their head with a gold fishhook this is the #1 form of a super crackerhead and has a dip ring on there back pocket with a spit bottle and in the other pocket is mountain dew and wears wellington boots formally known as jackie ray boots the capital of supercracker is DANVILLE,Va

super crackerhead by notasupercrackerhead 420 December 6, 2012