Crackciddent

When your high on crack and u have a accident

Put that knife down or you'll have a crackciddent

by Crooklynn December 2, 2020

Crapcident

Having to go to the bathroom very bad for #2 and miss the pot!!

Ever since Mom had her gall bladder out, Shes had a lot of crapcidents!!!

by Georgia Diner Girl December 3, 2011

craicident

When Eva accidentally smokes craic

"It was a craicident"

by Wigger December 5, 2017

Cockcident

Whenever two males happen to accidentally (or perhaps intentionally) bump into the crotch of one another and become aroused with a sensation that’s pleasurable and hardening. Most cases lead to pleasureable undisclosed encounters. Rare cases can lead to a hung jury, which can carry stiff penalties.

Yo, why were you a no show again today?

Well, believe it or not I got into another cockcident online when I was on my way to pick you up. And this one was a lot bigger than the last one, therefore it practically impossible for me to come pick you up...I apologize...again...

by Th8ReaR October 15, 2018

caccident

an idiot who just wrote a bad sex joke abt a cucumber you held a bit weirdly

"It was an caccident" "accident!*"
"No, Pine. YOU were the caccident AND accident."

by PineHater69 July 12, 2022

Crackrodent

The best of all time. So good that it instills fear in its opponents.

The Crackrodent has gotten the taste for blood. It’s coming.

by Anonymous3725153894027363849 December 26, 2022

clickcident

an unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally, typically resulting in damage or injury.

"It was a financially ruinous clickcident when, in a sleepy haze, he accidentally hit 'Place Bid' instead of 'Close Window,' becoming the unintended owner of a $50,000 vintage boat."

Do you clickcidental insurance?

by _hgt_ January 24, 2026