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couchie knuckle

A pussy that has a knuckle sized extra skin.
John went down on Tanya and said you have a "couchie knuckle " .
by Uber JoKR December 8, 2016
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ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi

A silence filler that has no meaning whatsoever, potentially could be subtle Tourettes syndrome
chit chat in the office ..... randomly tommy: ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi
by tommy stewdog January 7, 2019
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National couchie kick day

Tired of girls kicking your dick in on April 9th? Well, I bet you didn’t know what today was. Go ahead it’s national couchie kick day tomorrow. Watch out.
by Daggerpeen April 9, 2019
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Couchy

Name given to an interactive item in an AR (Augmented Reality) game that is within reach while sitting on your couch.
Person 1: I need to walk 2km to my closest pokestop.

Person 2: I'm going nowhere I have my Couchy.
by WEZEW September 20, 2020
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slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down
guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays
by slumpybumpy April 16, 2024
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couchy

The state of an enclosed space where the majority of its area is occupied by sofas. This limits the livable space but makes it very comfortable.
Duncan (while laying on one of the 3 couches in the room): It is pretty couchy in here!
by couchy123 June 17, 2018
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Couchie

The act of opening up the cushions of a couch in such a manner that you are able to blow smoke into it and observe how there is no smoke. Very convenient skill to have when you are trying to conceal smoke in a large group of people.
"Bro, I need to smoke but I don't want it to be visible"
"No worries, just hit a couchie. Notice how there is NO SMOKE."
by mnjohnson November 28, 2023
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