couchie knuckle

A pussy that has a knuckle sized extra skin.

John went down on Tanya and said you have a "couchie knuckle " .

by Uber JoKR December 8, 2016

ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi

A silence filler that has no meaning whatsoever, potentially could be subtle Tourettes syndrome

chit chat in the office ..... randomly tommy: ferragucci-jacuzzi-de-couchi

by tommy stewdog January 7, 2019

National couchie kick day

Tired of girls kicking your dick in on April 9th? Well, I bet you didn’t know what today was. Go ahead it’s national couchie kick day tomorrow. Watch out.

Happy national couchie kick day!

by Daggerpeen April 9, 2019

Couchie

A word used to describe a PokéStop you can spin without leaving your home (ie your couch) in Pokémon Go.

Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go a walk and spin some stops?"

Person 2: "Nah bro, after that Post Box I nominated got accepted I got a couchie."

by MindfudgeZombie October 31, 2022

Couchy

An undesirable person, that smells like shit and has no friends

Person 1: A new guy started working at my office today.
Person 2: What is he like?

Person 1: He's a Couchy. Lucky he isn't sitting near me

by Unofficial Mayor March 1, 2018

Couchie cotton

A word for tampon created by SSSniperwolf

Hey can I have a couchie cotton please

by anonymous March 7, 2022

slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down

guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays

by slumpybumpy April 16, 2024