cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

pimp cotton

choice of clothes that make you look spuer fly, like a pimp struttin' on his walk

Tito was wearing his pimp cotton last night when he was at the club.

What are you talking about rags? My clothes are straight pimp cotton.

I know you are jealous of my pimp cotton.

by stbull September 23, 2009

Riding the Cotton wool donkey

A term for a woman being on her period.

"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"

"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."

by gamerouche May 8, 2014

cotton fiddler

A cotton fiddler Is where someone dips there testicle into wax and seals envelopes with their testicles

Josh is a cotton fiddler he seals my envelopes with his balls

by the fiddler of cotton February 27, 2014

Contype

It mainly identifies as a person that constantly makes mistakes while typing a text or any form of “typing-communication”. As we all know, there is already a term for a misspelled typing, which is typo. But for this term, it is to identify the person as a constant typo-er.

“Sorry what do you mean? If only you don’t contype, I might be able to understand you.”

by tnw21 April 4, 2019

Cotton ball

When you feel soft and a little dorky.

girl 1: Damn, I can't stop thinking about him. I can't sleep at night because of him and I miss him every second. I'm such a cotton ball.

girl 2: You sure are.

by Disenchantress. March 22, 2021

Cattywhompus

Off-kilter, odd, disorderly, not quite right, bizarre.

When I take a shower right before bed, my hair is all cattywhompus when I wake up.

by J. J. Carroll January 2, 2009