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Cottonwood

A shitty ass little zit of a town in California.
Full of meth head hicks that spend their days in their trailers.
Miserably hot Between May and September (usually 110F) with only a week at the most with good weather then immediately goes to freezing (usually 30F or lower) in the end of September until May, then it is boiling hot again.
Absolutely nothing to do ever unless you find chasing cows fun.
Sometimes used to describe a nasty town, house,person ect.
Person 1: Dude! Look at that trailer park! It is so Cottonwood!
Person 2:Yeah, look at the family of hillbilly's sitting on their plastic lawn chairs!
Person 1: Oh shit, I think they heard us!
Person 2: Run!!! He got his shotgun!!
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Person: dude! I've heard Cottonwood has awesome shit to do there!

Cottonwood Person: Yeah, If you think watching a cow is fun than it is your town.
by Jayme Hates Cottonwood October 18, 2008
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hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods

Code name for being hung over after a night of heavy drinking; commonly used in dorms
Man 1: Where is Jack?

Man 2: He's not up yet he is probably hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods.
by Jbird24 January 1, 2008
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Cottonmouth Cure

1. any form of liquid that can be used to cure the cottonmouth from the inhalation of some highly potent (extremely dank) flav.

2. Water

3. A beverage used to cry drymouth caused by: littering and, litterin and, litterin and smokin the reefer. (the blonde BZ from that movie is fine)
shit homie, i need some cottonmouth cure.

I got cottonmouth like a BZ, you got any cottonmouth cure for a cottonmouth king?

Monsters and Water are dank cottonmouth cure.
by Jimbo_Slice September 30, 2008
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Cottonwood Creek Elementary

A weird Elementary school in Greenwood Village CO that has five grades, and compared to prison is almost there
Cottonwood Creek Elementary is a molar like prison
by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019
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Coondog

Someone who spits on people while being drunk.
Man ace was a coondog last nite
by Bj. October 28, 2006
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Cottonwood

Cottonwood is what you get when you receive a blowjob from a girl with cottonmouth.
"That bitch gave me cottonwood!"
by dmacfour May 2, 2010
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Cottonwood Eric

When two women in a homosexual relationship have sex with an older man to offload their mutually repressed daddy issues.
Dude 1: “I can’t believe those two lesbians had sex with that old creepy guy.”

Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”

Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”
by Tipdock April 25, 2021
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