cottage cheese thighs

When a female has thighs that resemble cottage cheese. Sometimes you can tell when overweight women wear spandex.

Those cottage cheese thighs were repulsive.

by dankenstein February 12, 2005

cottage cheese dick

(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.

after Mike railed the whore, he fell asleep, and woke up with cottage cheese dick

by Kevinhd86 August 06, 2006

cottage cheese ass

When craters can be seen in a girls booty from it being too fat.

My mom has the nastiest cottage cheese ass.

by drew/ryan May 22, 2005

Juicy Cottage Cheese

Giving a girl a black eye by shooting cum out to hard and fast at her face

Andy- OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA SPURT! AHHHHH!
Sandy- OW! you just Juicy Cottage Cheesed me!
Andy- SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! {slap}

by ABurgesss January 03, 2013

Cottage Cheese Pussy

When a girls vagina looks like cottage cheese during sex, chunky and white.

Her vagina looked like cottage cheese when we had sex. She has a cottage cheese pussy.

by Dontkillmyvibe October 04, 2016

Cottage Cheese Catastrophe

The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.

Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!

Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.

by maczofri December 14, 2010

cottage cheese

money made at a drug farm. Cuz the drugs are planted outside, they sell em, the money goes to the little cottage thats at the drug farm, then they buy a lotta shit with it.

I got hella cottage cheese. I been selling coke.

by bojzzle September 25, 2004