When a female has thighs that resemble cottage cheese. Sometimes you can tell when overweight women wear spandex.
by dankenstein February 11, 2005

(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.
by Kevinhd86 August 6, 2006

by drew/ryan August 27, 2005

Andy- OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA SPURT! AHHHHH!
Sandy- OW! you just Juicy Cottage Cheesed me!
Andy- SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! {slap}
Sandy- OW! you just Juicy Cottage Cheesed me!
Andy- SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! {slap}
by ABurgesss January 2, 2013

by Dontkillmyvibe October 4, 2016

The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.
Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!
Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.
Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.
by maczofri December 14, 2010

money made at a drug farm. Cuz the drugs are planted outside, they sell em, the money goes to the little cottage thats at the drug farm, then they buy a lotta shit with it.
by bojzzle September 25, 2004
