Costello Clapp

A Costello Clapp is when after coitus, instead of cumming in or on your partner, you cum into your hand and proceed to smack them in the face with the handful of cum.

After I was done having sex with Melyssa, I costello clapped her across the face.

by Josh Doane June 25, 2006

cossie

Swimming costume, togs (UK and Australia)

She can't go for a swim because she forgot her cossies :-(

by MonteZuma May 17, 2004

cottiered

The act of falsifying a document because he/ she is too lazy to check physically

Don't believe those readings because it's all cottiered.

by kalayBwoy June 14, 2017

Nigga cootie war

Refers to nigga cootie war, from the famous kpop song singing Korean that sounds "nigga cootie war, poggers butthole".

This is a way of using the n word without getting criticized since you can just say you are speaking Korean, but really you are just saying the n word. Nigga just means "you are" in Korean.

If you use it enough, your friend might join you to sing "poggers butthole". Which is the sequel of this amazing sentence and you and your friends can get away with anything ;)

Joe: "OMFG you suck at this game lol"
Bill: "Nigga cootie war .... (sings it)"
Joe: "ay wtf you cant say that"
Bill: "wdym im just speaking Korean"

by joe is ur mama November 25, 2021

Drop Off Some Cosbies

Taking a shit. "Cosbies" refers to the Cosby Show, in which Bill Cosby had approximately fifteen kids. You can replace "Cosby" with the name of one of the kids from the show, i.e. - "Dropping Off A Theo" to indicate a large dump, or "Dropping Off a Rudy" to indicate a smaller turd.

Goddamn man, pull the car over, I need to drop off some Cosbies.

by JohnsoroATL December 21, 2004

Castiel

an angel that loves dean winchester and pulled him out of perdition

my name is castiel and i gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

by emilyisnotonfire May 12, 2015

Hot Costner

i) Brilliant, stunning
ii) Sexy, Very Attractive
iii) A Sexual Position performed by placing your lover's head under water, then holding a baseball bat over his/her head to keep them from coming back to the surface while you fuck them.

i) "That Fiat you bought off Hank was Hot Costner"
ii) "Jaysus that Hawko one with the big jabs is a bit of Hot Costner"
iii) "After we stalled down the BacBar we went on the beach and I Hot Costner-ed Lucy O'D."

by Dan Josuttno February 4, 2005