Chesticles

Man Boobs.

Dude, did you see that guy's chesticles!!! They're bigger than my Mom's!!

by TheYettiSD April 12, 2011

Chesticles

The official way to meanly say man-boobs

Fat Bully: Hah! four eyes you've got a mangina

Nerd: Sticks and stones may break my bones but your chesticles will shurly suffocate me

by mcmanlyman July 6, 2011

ass crusticles

The gravelly turd build-up on one's taint
A particulary undesirable person, group of people or event(s)

What a bunch of drama loving ass crusticles...
He is such an ass crusticle

by Emerson Biggens January 18, 2014

chesticles

What you get when you dive into icy cold water. The balls snap up through the abdominal cavity and come to rest in the thorax.

The water was so cold, Charlie got chesticles. his Speedo flat as a Ken doll.

by Pantaloon February 9, 2008

Chesticles

Alternative descriptive term for a ladys breasts.

boobs tits breasts jugs melons rack

Tom: Check out her rack Paul!

Phil:Thats a nice set of boobs eh?

Paul: Yup, THATS a nice pair of Chesticles!

by Donkeh December 17, 2008

Bosticles

1. A term used to describe blunder, frustration or dismay. Similar to the British term "ballucks".

2. Slang term for bruised testicles

1. "We are out of beer" "Ah, bosticles!"

2. He got hit in the head with a brick. Well at least they didn't kick him in the bosticles.

by pesci4td May 24, 2009

Chesticles

Fatty deposits on a man's chest that appear similar to the female mammaries (see also Moobs}. Can be easily observed at tractor pulls, county fairs, flea markets and any truck stop.

Holy cow, does that guy have a pair of chesticles on him! (it's just more fun to say than man boobs)

by Crastoforbit August 26, 2008