CosmicPVP

A minecraft server that likes to make trash ccs and sell them for 90 dollars. Some people who fall for the scam are, SweetBootieee, YourNameHere, RoyalMC, and many many more.

Son: Mommy, I want to do what CosmicPVP does when I grow up.

Mommy: ...

by I can't tell you who I am 1001 June 14, 2018

Cosmic Rays

The healing rays of the sun. Often used to heal Malibu from American Gladiators.

"I took the most excellent hit of my life. Next thing I knew, I was on the beach taking in some cosmic rays gettin healed by mother nature. Takin in a little brewski, holdin on to a beautiful babe. And I'm fine today!" - Malibu from American Gladiators

by Cosimo May 7, 2009

cosmic possum

A person whose roots are Appalachian, but who has gone on to become educated while still appreciating his or her mountain roots. Coined by Jane Hicks in the poem "How We Became Cosmic Possums" and referred to in Sharyn McCrumbs's novel, "The Songcatcher".

JohnBoy of the old TV show, "The Walton's" was the first cosmic possum.

by GiggyGennelle July 25, 2010

Cosmic Booty

A butt so perfect it contains cosmic powers. It looks so crazy good it becomes impossible to look away from it. Look into the butt, and you can look inside yourself.

Don't be jealous just because your booty doesn't contain infinite cosmic power!

Ashes to ashes, butts to butts. A piece of him shall live on forever, in the eternal dream, of my Cosmic Booty.

by Siim August 9, 2015

cosmic dd

Chocolate brownie with sprinkles on it , ask roger he'll tell u

I kaked Colin's cosmic dd in Rogers bucket at school lunch one day

by Delgotit October 7, 2015

Cosmic Rust Face Mask

When a woman sits on your face for so long that the pussy juice begins to harden on your face and you are able to peel it off.

Matt: “bro what’s on your face.” Brendan: “I just got done hanging out with Anna and she sat on my face for so long that I got a Cosmic Rust Face Mask!” Matt: “bro that’s awesome, I’ve always wanted one!”

by Schmittledick April 23, 2023

chibre cosmique

A chibre cosmique is basically a dick in space, in french. Literally ''cosmic cock'', it's funny.

you lonely ass can use it in a conversation with your friends and they can't understand it because it's fucking french

me : i'm a chibre cosmique !

my friend : cool !

by Flyuu_ May 10, 2021