Crotch Typer

Some who is so obsessed with portable texting devices. When you think of this person, you picture them staring down at the iPhone or Blackberry.

Would you stop being a crotch typer and join in on our non-virtual conversation here!!!

by martijaz April 17, 2010

crotch honey

Honey is produced by bees regurgitating nectar. Crotch honey is the end-product of throwing up into someone's lap.

I was watching Mean Girls last night, and almost threw up at the part where Cady served up some crotch honey to Aaron Samuels.

by legna111111111111111 October 16, 2012

crotch chop

The signature taunt of the professional wrestling tag team D-Generation X. It is done by putting you arms in an "X" formation by your crotch. It means "suck it" figuratively.

D-Generation X crotch choped Vince McMahon, the creator of WWE.

by Danny L. December 13, 2008

crotch cake

A woman's vagina.

Joey: Hey Jim, do you like crotch cake?

Jim: No, the thorns go all over my face every time I eat some.

by pokerjuicer September 25, 2009

crotch beast

Term used to describe annoying little kids, especially in movie theaters.

If someone doesn't shut that little crotch beast up, burnination will ensue.

by W00t February 13, 2004

crotch nubbin

something that grows on your crotch when you don't wash well

Oh shit! I have a crotch nubbin!

by Confobbler May 28, 2022

trucker crotch

the combination scent of anus and ball sack commonly obtained after spending many hours driving or being in a car.

After driving his eighteen wheeler across the country. Hank's date took off his pants and realized he had a bad case of trucker crotch.

by closed call February 6, 2010