cocooner

a person that started out as a good looking child and looked like they would continue to look good but then loses their cuteness at some point and is not attractive anymore later on in life

"aaaw he was such a cute child!"
"yeah its too bad he's a cocooner..."
"oh my god i know. how unfortunate"

by ugaswimmer4490 January 16, 2009

coooner

A coooner is an animal who can be a pet. Luckily they don’t bite so they are quite common, coooners look a lot like turtles except they have fur. A lot of fur.

My pet coooner ate my pizza.

by It starts w/ a J ;) January 29, 2018

coroner drop

A dead homeless person in a body bag with their belongings neatly collected, but no one else around. Usually the result of the police or the fire department having wrapped up their work, but before the coroner has come to collect the body.

I was walking home from work and ran across a coroner drop under the highway. It was really depressing.

by stubbstarbuck69 October 16, 2018

coroneries

Heart and arterial surgeries performed by a coroner.

Coroneries are dangerous enough for people to go through, but the thought of having said operations carried out by someone whose main business is inspecting dead bodies gives me the willies just to think about!

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

coreoner

An investigator who tries to determine what person ate a particular apple, based on da discarded center of said fruit.

If you want to maximize your tummy-filling enjoyment of a Red Delicious or Macintosh, using a paring knife to cut said fruit in quarters and carefully trim out da stem, seeds, and center-fins --- rather than just messily chomping away most of da apple's edible part --- is da way to accomplish this; it also largely foils a coreoner who might be looking for tooth-marks and other distinctive evidence in da tossed remains.

by QuacksO June 15, 2021

coroner

someone with corona (covid-19) / displaying covid symptoms

coroner: COUGH COUGH WHEEEEZE COFF COFF SPLUTTER POP SPIT HAAAAWK PTOOOO COUGH COUGH CAAAAAAAAAAGFF
person 1: oh my fuck ?? yo move away from that coroner
person 2: oh shit thanks the fuck

by poopsharterr August 21, 2021

Crooner

A freak who shoves foreign objects up their bum/fanny

"Have you seen that guy lachlan?"
"Yeah, he's such a crooner".

by ilovecrooning August 17, 2025