Muddy Cornfield

When you encounter a female with an unshaven anus and has fieces particles left over in her "fuzziness" and has corn pieces stuck in it.

Squiggly Bob ran across a muddy cornfield when he ran his fingers through the girls ass.

by Roooopppert March 19, 2010

Iowan cornfield

The act shoving a corncob up a girls ass and lighting her on fire to make popcorn and eat it and praise Kim Reynolds’s for the cornfields fine corn.

I PERFORMED THE IOWAN CORNFIELD ON MY MOTHER YESTERDAY.

by RizzlybearOHS February 21, 2023

Freddie Cornfield

Weird Freak who wears crop tops that say don't hate me it turns me on. He should get a life instead of dating a girl who loves a cheeky curling iron inside her. HE has curly, greasy hair and was caught lurking outside a nursery

Freddie Cornfield is a gimp

by noah malham March 4, 2025

cornfed cornbread

A woman who has an hourglass figure. IE: Large breasts, little waist and a curveous ass. similiar to a "brick House"

That hot secretary Bettina is a cornfed cornbread. I be turning my head like the exorcist staring at that ass

by Harold N. July 20, 2008

Plow the Corn Field

Engage in vigorous anal sex. Pillage the cornhole.

Rachel is at home waiting for me. She texted earlier she wants me to plow the corn field.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Canfield

The most Boring City this side of the world. The kids of the area find entertainment in things such as watching corn stalks grow or paint dry. However this rousing amusement can only go on for so long until the local police decide to break it up because there isn't one thing bad ever happneing here. Fair Warning to all: if you would like to drive through going un-noticed by the police then do not dirve a car that costs under 13,000 dollars or has a black person in it.

I was once stopped by the Canfield police officer (a.k.a. the blonde bitch) for not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign, this would be fair enough however I was RUNNING on the sidewalk.

by boredinclanfield August 4, 2007

Canfield Fair

Ohio's largest gathering of suburbanites, rural white trash, niggers, wiggers, Italians, and geezers.

Runs 6 days, starting on a Wednesday running through Labor Day.

Most of the time, it smells like horse shit unless you're right near all the food vendors.

Person #1: Hey are you going to the Canfield Fair this year?

Person #2: I live in Youngstown. What the fuck do you think?

Person #1: Touche.

by ytownrepresent August 31, 2010