Clapham Common

Loud and very public anal sex on Clapham Common best done after closing time.

Hey, look at Mikey - he is still wearing the tell tale signs of his Clapham Common last night

by clapham lover October 18, 2008

common core

No Child Left Behind on steroids and with a different name. Which the Democrats and some Republicans still support for some reason. Basically it's like Obamacare for education. Mark my words, it is going to be an even bigger failure than NCLB and will probably affect students with special needs especially negatively.

Person A: Why do Democrats give the GOP so much trouble about NCLB and then turn around and shove Common Core down our throats?

Person B: I have no clue but they are both terrible programs.

by RepublicofC February 23, 2014

common sense media

A shitty website where Karens go to feed other Karens fake information about video games. If you asked a 12-year-old, they'd compare it to internet hell.

12 year old: Mom can I play COD with my friends?
Mom: Let me check Common Sense Media.
Some Karen on Common Sense Media: "CALL OF DUTY HAS MADE OUR FAMILY FALL APART!!!!11! MY CHILD WANTS TO HANDLE A GUN NOW!!!!!!111!! AGES 18 AND UP!!11!!!"
COD in Reality: Just another harmless Battle Royale Game

by iHateKaren 11 Pro Max July 9, 2020

como se llama

a way to call your girlfriend when you wanna mention her in a conversation with someone but all of a sudden you forgot her name. be careful though, if she understands spanish and finds out, she might make it her gaming nickname.

boyfriend's mom: how are you doing?
boyfriend: good, today i hanged out with... como se llama...

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

cogmonger

An extremely annoying person who is usually disliked by others around them; someone who always sounds like they have a cock in their mouth; a person who is usually just "there" that nobody likes and think that they should suck dick; pretty much a big douche-on-man-dick that is unbearably loud.

Gosh would someone tell that cogmonger to shut the hell up!
Dude your brothers such a cogmonger I cant stand him!

Hey I think your mothers brothers inlaws are big cogmongers and should take the drippy dicks out of their mouths.

by wetdreams April 23, 2010

common sense

Common sense is what -I- think others should know.

When you remove the tea kettle from the stove, it's common sense to then turn off the burner.

by Tustar September 9, 2008

Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore

10/10 meme of a beautiful yellow shimmering fish singing a reasonably majestic song, the lyrics remain elusive however as i have no clue what a commodore is. Sung to the tune of that fnaf song the hor hor horhor one

Teacher: Open your books on pag..
Me: Ra ta ta ta ra ta ta ta ta Dont pee on the floor, use the commodore

by Bruhwoahkennyjandumm April 11, 2022