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spaghetti cormorant

The act of a man ejaculating prematurely without even achieving a full erection, if any. This act is typically only achieved via masturbation, whether intentional or not.
"All I did was shuffle in my chair and I had a spaghetti cormorant right in the middle of the exam."
spaghetti cormorant by Yuridith February 12, 2010

Spaghetti Cormorant

One of the "naughty" words you can't use in Harmonix's Rock Band Network
"What is a...'Spaghetti Cormorant?'"
"I don't know, but you can't use it, apparently."

Corcorans 

The best damn boots ever

100% Made in the USA and will kick the shit out of any nazi faggot Doc Marten shit or made in china bs

These are the boots used by the US Military

Very comftorable and well made boots. Can withstand rugged use yet still look beautiful all shined up

If your serious about investing in some very well made boots, get you some Corcorans
yall young boys dont even kno about the corcorans

some white supremist pricks just got smacked around with some corcorans

you see that guy over there, he must have been in the army he got his Corcorans on
Corcorans by sargent elias January 18, 2010

cormorant weather 

Extremely hot and excessively humid weather. Usually necessitates walking around with one's arms held out from the body (in the manner of a cormorant drying itself after diving for fish) to provide some small measure of armpit ventilation. No matter how expensive your underarm deodorant is, expect it to give up the ghost roughly half an hour after application.
"Whew! Forty-two Celsius and ninety-five percent humidity... Yup. that's definitely cormorant weather. Welcome to Darwin!"

Spaghetti Cormorant

(noun) Straight girls who have sex with other girls. From spaghetti: "girls who are straight until wet", and cormorant: British slag for shagging.
"There was some serious spaghetti cormorant action happening at the club last night"
Spaghetti Cormorant by dinosaurious February 11, 2010

Year of the Cormorant 

The length of time in which you take the classes before your final exams.
"John, I wish it was still the YEar of the Cormorant"
"I know buddy"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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