busting a cord

absolutely slamming the f*ck out of your penis with a meat tenderizer

“Dang bro I got pissed at my girl last night and just went home and started busting a cord”

by dikslurper December 27, 2018

puddy cods

Freshly shaved balls.

Babe if your going to shave your balls tonight please do not sleep naked. I dont want your puddy cods sticking to my back.

I'll tea bag it as long as you have puddy cods.

by ashane November 15, 2016

Chords of Steel

The voice workout that Apollo Justice does (in Ace Attorney) to raise his voice when objecting in court.

Apollo: I'm just practicing my chords of steel workout.

by Apollo Wright September 26, 2014

pokemon cards

A type of card smuggling operation in primary schools where students trade cards on the dark web of the school while whiny year 1s complain about how they wanted tradebacks

Joey: What pokemon cards you got to trade

Bob: Mega Primal magikarp gx ex
Joey: You got a sleeve for that so I can SLIP it in?

by ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴀʏ ʙɪɢ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ B I G May 1, 2019

Couple of Cards

A pair of buds that like to hang out together.

(Dan as Leo): *stands next to Vincent(Arin)*
Arin: Look at us Leo, a couple of cards.

by pseu-odonkayeo1179 February 20, 2020

United States Marine Corps

10 November 1775: I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M16 and my father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I eat concertina, piss napalm, and I can shoot a round through a flea’s ass at 300 meters. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, I travel the globe, festering on anti-Americans everywhere I go for, the love of Mom, Chevrolet, baseball, and apple pie. I’m a grunt. I’m the dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, beautiful little son of a bitch that’s kept wolf away from the door for over 235 years. I’m a United States marine, we look like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the shit out of both of them. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the rope from the Army, and the anchor from the Navy. And on the 7th Day, when God rested, we overran His perimeter, stole the globe, and we’ve been running the show ever since. Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by God.

Simper Fidelis

The United States Marine Corps is the best in world, Oorah!

by 1stMarDiv January 19, 2011

Hand me the aux cord

“Hand Me the Aux Cord” is an expression used to request an auxiliary audio input cable in order to play music off a mobile device. On Twitter, the expression is often used to caption images of flaming vehicles.

Me:Yo hand me the aux cord
Friend: You better not play no lame shit

Me:*playing Never Going to Give You Up*

by Anthony__Stifler August 9, 2017