Cord Rage 

Cord Rage is the act of raging on any electrical cord, preferrably a computer charging cord. Cord Rage was widely a accepted theory until it was finally proven. On January 13, 2008, the computer charging cord belonging to John JP Cole was confirmed dead in room 216 of Graham Hall, Wilmington, NC. The cause of death was determined to be Cord Rage and muderer, the burgandy chair, was apprehended. January 13 is now deemed a national holiday in honor of JP's cord.

Cord Rage-"Look at you Ragin!!!"

Cord Rage by JohnRambo February 3, 2009

Cord Dragon 

A large assortment of cords that take shape as a reptile. This animal becomes angered by electrical outlets.

"Dude you've got a cord dragon, thats a fire hazard"

Cord Dragon by Woodz December 22, 2007

Cord Torres 

Someone who is indescribably unlike anyone else, but in a positive way

At first I thought he was really way, but now I realize he's just a Cord Torres

Cord Torres by nhetu May 9, 2011

Cord bro 

When they take stem cells from from your brothers umbilical cord and inject them into another embryo as part of an invitro fertilization process. Not so experimental anymore.

Yo man. Is Kevin Costner really you're cord bro?

Cord bro by Mr. Chips May 12, 2006

Cord Waymire 

Cord, is the most amazing person in the whole world. I love him so much and hes the best boyfriend a girl can ask for! Hes amazingly hot and talented and hes my everything:)

Cord Waymire is amazing!

Cord Waymire by dancechic31 November 16, 2011

Cord of wood 

A bundle of wood you buy from the local supermarket they bundle with a flimsy cord. This is also the less manly version of a real cord of wood that is much larger but means the same thing.

Look at Tyler's cute cord of wood.

Cord of wood by T MONEY59 November 15, 2016

Cord Ghost 

Noun: An invisible entity that tangles, ties, and knots wired items to themselves or other nearby cords when owner is not looking or not around, it exists only to annoy and frustrate its victims.
Common haunts include, but are not limited to; headphones, extension cords, surge protector plugins, or any wired items dwelling near computers or television sets.

Said to be related to the Hose Kinking Phantom

*Tug*Tug*
..Why are my headphones so short..
*Tug*
..They're tied to my keyboard cord!

DAMNN YOU CORD GHOST!!!

Cord Ghost by JayWalk45 April 10, 2010