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Colander

Came out of nowhere and stole my heart.

Brings me joy beyond words and makes me smile till my jaw aches.

Not always easy but that doesn't matter.

My love.
Colander entered my world one cold night in 2010.
by ketchupface October 29, 2012
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Trever Copeland

A person named Trever Copeland are often short and doesn't have many friends. They aren't that attractive and they often love playing games. They are more lonely than anything. They don't like taking showers or baths and often stinky.
by Trever Copeland November 3, 2019
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The Copeland

The act of getting a blumpkin from an extremely under-aged person while sitting on a five gallon bucket in the back of a high school band trailer while a midget amputee face fucks you with his stump.
Guy: Hey I have some candy in this trailer!

kid: Okay!

guy: gives secret hand signal to amputee midget and follows kid into trailer, proceeds to run The Copeland on the unsuspecting kid.
by Negro Dave September 24, 2011
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Copandenitis

(ko-pan-deh-nytus) -noun Pathology

1. A disease contracted by humans after excessive panda visiting. The only known remedy for copandenitis is a 5 day quarantine with no contact from co-workers or pandas.

Symptoms include: darkening of skin pigment around the eyes, hunger for bamboo, ability to climb trees extraordinarily well, and random mauling of small children and co-workers.

Note: Sufferers of copandenitis should wait a minimum of 90 days after recovery to come in contact with any pandas, stuffed or otherwise, as they are more susceptible to the disease during this time.
Jordan went to the zoo every day and caught copandenitis, he missed a whole week of work.
by Kodachromegirl May 27, 2010
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Colandero

Someone who is able to pick and choose the best from anywhere and any situation.

Origin: From English, colander.
Juan managed to make himself a beautiful basket of food out of things he found in the trash, he's a real colandero!
by aromano August 25, 2013
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coplan

Coplan is a hot male who is an amazing boyfriend and is great at cuddling and will always be there for you and is comfortable. He is athletic, smart and overall a great person. He is someone you should express your feelings to or you’ll lose your chance and you don’t want to lose him. He is funny and always the clown of the group
Wow that’s a Coplan
by Laddish Silknitter 69 February 19, 2019
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