CooderBob

A broad term for a handsome man who happens to be a stupid, hillbilly redneck racist who can't read and wields a chainsaw.

When yoyre illiterate and science confuses you, don't use a chainsaw. You'll be accused of being a stupid CooderBob.

Heidi- "Who is that handsome man with the chainsaw?"

Tim- "Don't be fooled! It's a CooderBob!"

by Shallow People Directory November 20, 2020

conservice

CON-sur-vis

noun.
1. Third-party agency used to convince ("con") the unsuspecting to part with funds or belongings on behalf of another individual or group of individuals.

My slumlord uses a third-party conservice to bilk tenants out of extra utility charges, service fees, and payment surcharges! What a bunch of crooks.

by MichaelKokomo62 September 30, 2011

conservative inc

Refers to the mainstream brand of conservatism ran by gatekeepers like Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro. There idea of “conservatism” hardly conserves anything, but instead just follows the trends of the left 5 years
or so behind.

Charlie Kirk: I will gladly engage with any of the most vile abortionists, communists, homosexuals, and trans people in the great free market place of ideas! Just not NAZIS asking me about mass immigration, israel, or my promotion of homosexuality in the culture.

Groyper: Your cringe and apart of Conservative Inc.

Charlie Kirk: SHUT HIM DOWN!

by WarlockVelmer November 19, 2019

zip your soup-cooler

Imperative command meaning "Shut your mouth", "Let's hear no more from you", or simply "Shut the fuck up". Often said to Negroes, Hebrews, Frenchmen, and others known to make slurping noises whilst eating soup.

1)Deputy Bubba Beernut:"Zip your soup-cooler, Sambo, I'll take no sass from you!"
2)American to French waiter:"Zip your soup cooler, Pierre, I don't want snails. Bring me a hamburger, and be quick about it."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 13, 2006

Another Year Closer!

It's my Birthday! It's your Birthday!

Well, tomorrow I'll be "Another Year Closer!" It's my Birthday!, It's my Birthday!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 11, 2021

Coolerator

A once popular brand of refrigerator, made by The Coolerator Company of Duluth, MN.

The coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale

by urbanonymous November 7, 2013

beggars can't be choosers

used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it

person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers

by josef (joey) s March 10, 2020