A bar located in Kylertown, Pennsylvania. The bar is packed on Saturday nights with men and women who are usually dressed in camouflage attire. The majority of the people do not have high school diplomas and the women have attitudes like Naomi Campbell, but the looks of a wildebeest. It's always a good time, good food, and good music.
Hey Larry, wanna hit up Cooney's tonight?
Ya dude, I haven't got laid in a while.
Alright cool, we'll bring some heavy loads back to the camp after.
Ya dude, I haven't got laid in a while.
Alright cool, we'll bring some heavy loads back to the camp after.
by CoryB35 January 2, 2011
Get the Cooney's mug.A guy with an extremely large vagina who is butthurt about everything in life. He fakes everything. Someone who is jealous about his 6th grade crush. A kid who loves attention whenever he can get it and adores pizza, would shove his face in it when he gets the chance. Also he lives on the roof with his family.
Ricky: I'm gonna go to the pizzeria to get pizza then jump off a roof to get attention.
Bobby: Ok you Cooney.
Bobby: Ok you Cooney.
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A hot drunken mess and state of being where you rummage through food, destroy furniture, and try to have sex with everything.
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