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Matthias Cookesworth

Nabs kids, sees minute old bits and probably has a 1 inch dick.

This grade A wrongun has become infamous due to his behaviour and is a well known miscreant. Typically hangs around the Highlands In his car by Fisher Price trying to tryout some of the local cuisine.

In his spare time he loiters around Betfred shagging bike locks.
Le Small: My juice tastes funny.
Matthias Cookesworth: Cosby Time ;)
by Epikkun December 29, 2019
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Spick Cookers

AKA Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE)
Did you see the feds raid Juan's house? They done shot him up for waving a gun around and not having his green card! Them spick cookers are at it killin poor immigrants!
by mart60 December 5, 2025
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Emmet loves pressure cookers

The term used for someone who thoroughly enjoys the use, and or presence of a pressure cooker
Steve: did you see that new cuisinart

Vince: I only have one thing to say, Emmet loves pressure cookers
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I'm cookes

When you mean to type "I'm cooked" on the Roblox chat but you accidentally hit "s" intead of "d" cuz they're next to eachother.
Person 1: *gets mona lisa in shrimp game*
Person 1: I'm cookes
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Person 2: Um, chile... anyways so-
Person 1: cooked*
Person 2: ohok
by DogeBlox4567 February 8, 2025
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