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Convictistan

A term for Australia, referencing its use as a convict colony by the British government in the 18th and 19th centuries. The suffix is a colloquial generic ending for a land or country.
"I’m going to Convictistan for a holiday" (meaning "I’m going to Australia for a holiday")
by SimoneScribbles August 16, 2013
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Unavoidable conviction

When a police service decides to become a disorganized rumour mill forsaking the rule of law and ethics of adjudication in a effort to provide false testimony in order to maintain a stat Quo of 1 conviction per year as mandatory for municipal corporation employment
In defense court all your faced with is a unavoidable conviction, all the police care about is their yearly conviction each and they're 25 acquitted murders per year in this case and to total it's a 5000 body mass grave without any notice in blitzkrieg assault?
by Cody5050 February 13, 2022
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convection current

Wind causes this to happen
by Big_A_B_C May 7, 2018
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Convict stare

To stare down a female like you haven't gotten any in years.
Walking in the club she felt the convict stares from every direction.
by Rico Cooper March 28, 2020
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convection

A confusing thing that teachers teach in school. When something extremely hot moves something within a fluid which causes light matieral to float up! It also causes cold matieral to sink which creates heat, which is transferred! It's that term on the test you always fail!
The convection currents caused it to rise!
by bb_bell March 7, 2022
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Conniction

Usually known as a "conniption", but now is called conniction because it sounds better.

A fit of violent emotion, such as anger or panic.
The girl had a conniction that she couldn't control.
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Dutch Convection Oven

Like a Dutch Oven, only you lift the blankets sightly under their chin while raising then lowering your legs. The fart rushes out - directly into the face of the joyous receipient.
Girlfriend: "What happened? I just woke up in a pile of my puke..."
Boyfriend: "I gave you a Dutch Convection Oven... go make me a sandwich"
by illgrac December 8, 2009
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