The female equivalent of a sausage fest. A party or gathering consisting of numerous women with little to no men present.
"I totally went to the bar hoping to meet some guys, but when I got there it was a total clam convention."
by Vaginal Huntress January 24, 2010
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by orangeman123 January 9, 2013
Get the Shyann Converstion mug.noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel intellectually superior to those of faith.
I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!
Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.
He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.
Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.
He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.
by B.o.G. (Boy of God) August 3, 2010
Get the poontang conversion mug.To commit suicide with a firearm fired upwards through the roof of ones own mouth. Thus giving yourself a Dolphin-esque blowhole on the top of your head.
1. Kurt Cobain did so much China White he decided to give himself a bit of the ol’ Dolphin Conversion Therapy.
by MitchDoyle13 June 26, 2019
Get the dolphin conversion therapy mug.a clock which is not located on a Mobile phone or such device. Usually strapped to the wrist also know as a Wrist Watch. Also may be kept in a Pocket which would be know as a Pocket Watch
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Get the conventional watch mug.A document listing the basic rights of humans, what not to do in a war, and the consequences of overstepping the bounderies of the contract. The most famous revision was made in 1949.
It has become a kind of bad punchline on the world stage, like that one smartass kid in school who got his ass handed to him by teacher(s) in front of everyone.
It has become a kind of bad punchline on the world stage, like that one smartass kid in school who got his ass handed to him by teacher(s) in front of everyone.
Diplomat: The Geneva Conventions are meant to protect the rights of all people during wartime so that no atrocities can be repeated as those in World War II.
Sensible Adults: So how's that going for you buddy? Because as far as I can see, that paper's done jack shit in recent conflicts.
Sensible Adults: So how's that going for you buddy? Because as far as I can see, that paper's done jack shit in recent conflicts.
by seanyboyK May 3, 2016
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They're people leaving the Roman Church, or One of the Eastern Churches, or even a Protestant religion to become Orthodox, rather than remaining or becoming Roman or Eastern Catholic.
Very rarely do these converts cite solely the beauty and Truth of the Orthodox Church as the source of their “conversion.” In order to define themselves they feel obsessively compelled to compare their new Church against the Roman Church or the Protestant religions.
The objections range from petty Papal-daddy issues to serious theological questions and practical problems that the Church does need to fix such as the issues of catechesis and political and social positions that are incompatible with the Faith.
But if they have to define the Truth of their new found faith through the perceived faults of others, two things have happened:
1. They have not fully taken off the old man.
2. They have become a coward who can’t face the responsibility that comes with being a lay person, priest, or deacon in the Church.
You could usually see them spouting nonsense such as: "Pope bad", "but muh 4th Crusade", "Muh Constantinople", Hurr durr Filioque" and could be usually seen Referencing RT propaganda
They're people leaving the Roman Church, or One of the Eastern Churches, or even a Protestant religion to become Orthodox, rather than remaining or becoming Roman or Eastern Catholic.
Very rarely do these converts cite solely the beauty and Truth of the Orthodox Church as the source of their “conversion.” In order to define themselves they feel obsessively compelled to compare their new Church against the Roman Church or the Protestant religions.
The objections range from petty Papal-daddy issues to serious theological questions and practical problems that the Church does need to fix such as the issues of catechesis and political and social positions that are incompatible with the Faith.
But if they have to define the Truth of their new found faith through the perceived faults of others, two things have happened:
1. They have not fully taken off the old man.
2. They have become a coward who can’t face the responsibility that comes with being a lay person, priest, or deacon in the Church.
You could usually see them spouting nonsense such as: "Pope bad", "but muh 4th Crusade", "Muh Constantinople", Hurr durr Filioque" and could be usually seen Referencing RT propaganda
by KyousanGin January 28, 2022
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