I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.

“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement”
- Jake Paul

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

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Well? What are you waiting for? Do it!

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by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006

Continuity

1. a continuous or connected whole.

2. a movie scenario giving the complete action, scenes, etc., in detail and in the order in which they are to be shown on the screen. Along with Symmetry shown in the scene

Stephen: "George, you have to fix this film you made, the continuity is all wrong."

George:"How?"

Stephen:"In the last shot the clock said 2 P.M., In the next shot the clock says 1:15 P.M."

George:"I have always been bad with continuity."

by Fletcher R March 11, 2009

continuation poo

when, in the middle of pooping, you think you are done but end up having to go again 10 minutes later.

people asked if i was sick or something when i went to the bathroom 3 times in a row, but it was really just a continuation poo

by hauntedfox March 3, 2009

Continunin

A task that is designed to keep you busy, but is in no way related to ones job description.

There is nothing to do at work today. I wonder what Continunins my supervisor is going to come up with.

by T.G. aka Tater January 16, 2009

Continuity Nazi

Someone who is obsessed with the continuity of a particular universe such as Star Trek or Star Wars.

That continuity nazi kept going on and on about how the events of Star Trek Generations don't line up with the TNG episode Relics.

by WolfGeneral March 17, 2017

douche bag continuum

The force in the universe that generates and sustains all the douche bags that have or ever will exist.

"Spencer from the Hills ran into Chris Angel today and it tore a hole in the douche bag continuum." - Conan O'Brian

by NotAnUndercoverCop June 18, 2009