Not quite a dick waving contest, but invitation can be precipitated by what one believes is leading in the direction of said contest.
It occurs when Person B continues to try to "one-up" person A. Person A, who appears indifferent, and with low tolerance, abruptly questions, "Do you want to have a money-contest." Person A has effectively downplayed person B's attempts to one-up, by insinuating that Person B would clearly lose in a money contest.
It occurs when Person B continues to try to "one-up" person A. Person A, who appears indifferent, and with low tolerance, abruptly questions, "Do you want to have a money-contest." Person A has effectively downplayed person B's attempts to one-up, by insinuating that Person B would clearly lose in a money contest.
Benjamin growing quite impatient with the sak's salesgirl and her vague references to dating celebrities and world-travel, promptly interrupted, "Would you care to have a money contest?"
by cfb7 March 7, 2009
Get the money contest mug.Two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their penises. Whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by cumming all over them. After the donuts are "glazed", the losers of the competition must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. This contest is a test of length and endurance.
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A wet T-shirt contest is a contest where women, e.g. young college girls during spring break, are encouraged to wear a white or light-colored T-shirt without a bra. The women usually dance on a stage while being sprayed with water, which makes their T-shirts semi-transparent. Often, ice water will be used for this purpose in order to cause erect nipples, probably in order to simulate sexual arousal. Sometimes they will remove their clothing, appearing topless or even totally naked.
by Wet T-shirt Lover August 12, 2005
Get the wet t-shirt contest mug.1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.
2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.
3) A cunt.
So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.
2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.
3) A cunt.
So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.
1) Person One: I've just applied to go on Big Brother so I can spout my half baked political philosophies and act like a tit by having a temper tantrum or being racist the name of entertainment. Oh, and I have a wacky name like Gizmotech or DJ Baztarrd.
Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.
2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.
Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.
3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.
Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.
2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.
Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.
3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.
by TheBionicMan July 30, 2009
Get the Big Brother Contestant mug.The act in which two people maintain eye contact and the one who blinks first or breaks eye contact loses.
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Get the Staring Contest mug.Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014
Get the one legged man in an ass kicking contest mug.A friendly competition in which several males compare phalluses. The judge is typically a female with experience evaluating the male anatomy.
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