Consingulating

The act in which someone pluralizes a singular word on accident.

1) Ryan, stop consingulating everything.

2) Sheeps, fishes.

3) Wake up from your goddamn dream.

by Ry-No and the Krass January 18, 2011

Conjuring

The build up or anticipation of a large bowel movement. Summoning the demons.

I just drank my morning coffee and now I'm conjuring.

by The Conjuring December 18, 2020

confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

Time-Consuming Cunt

("TC squared")
A rude person, whom often does things like cutting in line, or running a red light, that generally waste your time. These people are looked down upon in the first world.

Man A: "Why is that person looking at Taco Bell's menu now, when he could have done that in the 30 minute line?"
Man B: "What a Time-Consuming Cunt!"

by M-Dawg 5Kilo February 6, 2013

Organic Consulting

this is a new phenomenon in the professional services or consulting industry where consultants are straightforward and truthful with their clients. They are "keeping it real" and cutting out the bullshit. They don't use buzzwords and try to be honest as possible. Like organic food, organic consulting is consulting without fluff.

Your client wants to close their widget factory in China and open it in California. If you practice Organic Consulting you would say "are you nuts, you'll lose money. Don't be an idiot." Whereas, the typical consultant would say "that's an interesting idea, let's investigate further and prepare a business case. We charge $300 per hour for that service."

by VI Island Boy August 24, 2009

Universal Web Consulting

Web consulting companies typically specialize in one or more of the following areas:

-- Web & Graphic Design
-- Search Engine Marketing
-- Pay-Per-Click (PPC) Marketing
-- Organic Lead Generation
-- Social Network Management
-- Social Network Advertising & Marketing
-- eCommerce Setup and Execution
etc
etc
etc

Universal Web Consulting companies are able to assist clients with all of these areas of interest.

I didn't realize that I would need to hire a PPC consulting company after my website was designed. I should have found a universal web consulting company that could have designed my site and helped me with advertising.

by Jack K. White August 19, 2010

confusing

women, females, girls.

She is so confusing...i'll never understand her.

by typical male May 1, 2003