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Jonorrhea

(n) A disease of the mind involving permanent affection/obsession for a "Jon" or "Jonathan" that is untreatable; complications include heart burn, heart attack, stroke, blood clots, loss of feeling, irregular menstrual flow, pregnancy, broken heart and fatalities have occurred. Seek medical and therapeutical help immediately.
Hayleigh has a severe case of Jonorrhea.

Cassandra you should really go see someone for that Jonorrhea.
by Joe Nathan II October 9, 2010
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gonorrhea

Women with untreated gonorrhea may develop the following complications of the female reproductive system
* Pelvic inflammatory disease (PID). The risk of infertility increases with each episode of PID.
* An abscess in or near the ovaries (tubo-ovarian abscess)
* Inflammation of the Bartholin glands
* An ectopic (tubal) pregnancy
* Chronic pelvic pain
* Infertility
* Fitz-Hugh–Curtis syndrome (rare)
Don't go near Alex, she got gonorrhea from that gang bang. Ugh, she has an abscess in her ovaries. Gross...
by Bill Rank December 28, 2005
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gonorrhea

the nastiest sounding word ever. an STD that people contract through unprotected sex, or just sex in general. that's y u shouldnt engage in sexual activities with a well known whore, or while under the influence.
jane and craig share the same gonorrhea infection.. aww how sweet.
by deenie June 16, 2004
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computer gonorrhea

When you try to download pr0n onto your roommate's computer cuz you broke
yours, and download a few trojans, said computer becomes infected with
such. Some sort of computer ointment needs to be applied to remove it,
which has to be done very carefully to ensure that no skankersores come
back. Especially if pirate hooker pr0n was downloaded, in which case
heavy-duty ointment needs to be applied.

Similar to computer AIDS, except slightly more reparable.
Lana just couldn't resist temptation, and found herself infecting yet
another machine with computer gonorrhea.
by 2girls1finger February 11, 2008
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gonorrhea

a disease that promiscuous people get through unprotected sex. It makes the penis or vagina of the infected itch and burn, and it has a thick green or yellow discharge. it can cause inflammation of the testicles. it can also lead to infertility.
gonorrhea can get into ones blood stream and cause meningitis (inflammation of the brain) or endocarditis (an infection of the heart).
There was this girl once. She smelled of fish and dirty sex, and if you saw her without her pants, she had this green ooze coming out of her vagina.
Her boyfriend always had stains on his pants from the yellowish goo that came out of his penis. Thats how we found out they had gonorrhea.
by jennifer... August 2, 2007
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Gonorrhea Tag

An elusive game based on the passing of gonorrhea, whether it be physical or virtual.
One does not actually have to have gonorrhea in order to play. It may be used for the sole purpose of alarming people and making them get tested, or it may even just take the place of a regular game of tag, because gonorrhea is a funny word to say.
by El Lu November 21, 2007
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Gonorrhea

It is a sexually transmitted bacterial infection that can cause infertility if it isn't treated properly.
"Did you hear about how dill martin got Gonorrhea from his teacher?"
by Martinswho December 26, 2017
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