After being rejected for oral, this is the process of ejaculating in ones hand and throwing it at the girl, usually using the left-into-right proceedure
She wouldn't give me head so i gave her an angry congressman. I cranked with my left into my right for optimum throw range
by newo May 13, 2005
Get the angry congressman mug.Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.
by Tom from March 27, 2007
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Congress usually refers to the national legislative body of a country. However, congress is a term also used for a group of baboons. That there are obvious similarities between these groups should be pretty obvious to most.
Consider a group of Baboons, they are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not ....... a Congress!
I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!
I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!
by rufustherat September 5, 2011
Get the Congress mug.A large group of older men who probably have penis sizes lower than average. They enjoy finding things they dislike, or don't control, and trying to destroy/ruin them. They think mainly of themselves and don't mind destroying a few lives to make a quick buck. They avoid taxes and keep their millions of dollars to themselves, and think that those who are poor need to stay poor and they need to stay on top. They recently tried to steal the internet, but where shot down. They also believe that constitutional rights aren't really that important, and can be bent to their liking.
SOPA/ACTA/PIPA are all acts of the Congress.
They can be compared to the Church during the middle ages. Take from the poor, keep it for yourself.
They can be compared to the Church during the middle ages. Take from the poor, keep it for yourself.
by A pissed off citizen April 9, 2012
Get the Congress mug.Slang used to blame real problems on the ineffectual Republican-obstructed Congress.
Coined during the 2013 government shutdown. Used literally, as opposed to the sarcastic "thanks Obama."
Coined during the 2013 government shutdown. Used literally, as opposed to the sarcastic "thanks Obama."
The NSF, NIST, NASA, NIH, FDA, EPA, etc were shut down, we lost around 300,000 jobs and $24 billion from the economy – thanks, Congress!
by Dylan Bleier November 2, 2013
Get the thanks, Congress! mug.To exhibit symptoms of complete mental breakdown at work and get away with it. (A tribute to to Congressman John Shadegg (R-AZ)) See: 'going postal' without the violence.
"Man, I was arguing with John Shaddegg about healthcare reform and he just started raving about gulags... the guy was totally going congressional"
by Redneck Liberal October 15, 2009
Get the Going Congressional mug.Congressmonkey (kon gres tard) NOUN. A member of the U.S. Congress noted for primitive beliefs and behavior.
Tom Tancredo was endorsed by the "pro white" Council for Conservative Citizens and Marilyn Musgrave was endorsed by the KKK. They want to jail all gays and illegal immigrants. These congressmonkeys are proof men descended from apes. And not very far, in some cases.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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