Congress

A group of whales. ~ Also known as a Wiggle

The congress of whales met, doing nothing but making sounds at each other, accomplishing nothing.

by Shamu the Biologist December 6, 2013

Congress

As in United States Congress, another word for a woman's vagina.

Guy 1: Did you get to see her Congress?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!

by MeowKittehFace April 27, 2011

congress

The opposite of Progress

If Pro and Con are opposite, does that mean Progress is the opposite of Congress?

by Andy May 6, 2004

congress

A part of the U.S. legislative branch that has a total of 435 morons that never miss a chance to fuck something up. These group of idiots are overpaid and underworked. The sad part is that these people have about a 98% reelection rate. It takes marches, riots, and or mass death to get them to fix anything. The only thing that matters to them are votes and money; they never listen to their constituants. This isn't about Democrats or Republicans, these people are truly incompetent. These people will probably be the demise of the United States because of their inability to do anything.

Today, the Congress passed a bill that fixes nothing. No wonder they have a 20% approval rate.

by rawr101 May 31, 2006

Congress

The opposite of progress (pro- and con-)

Jessie: So what did Congress do today?
Chad: Nothing. Just like the past 10 years...

by rosey27172 June 5, 2020

Congress

Theory that 500 morons can possibly come up with a single intelligent thought.

I am sad to report that this high school reminds me of Congress.

by AngryAmishMafia May 25, 2004

Congress

The opposite of progress. A bunch of old, rich, whiney white men who think they know how the female body works. Capable of throwing a tantrum and shutting down the American government at any given moment.

Congress is a huge clusterfuck waiting to happen.

by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016