Skip to main content

confuckulations

Giving insincere commendations.

akin to congratufuckinglation
confuckulations grandma you found your teeth.
by antie nae September 27, 2011
mugGet the confuckulations mug.

confuculation

When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.
I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!
by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015
mugGet the confuculation mug.

Confuckulate

When you have a random bunch of pieces or parts for equipment that are fucked or confusing and need to configure them to make it work
Look at this pile of shit.. what can I confuckulate here to get this going.....

Look at this confuckulate piece of shit
by Kingkongkunt85 July 16, 2019
mugGet the Confuckulate mug.

Confucated

Something that is way to complicated, or confusing, and cannot possibly be explained to someone.

A combination of confusion and complication.
This is.........confucating.

Im confucated from the fact that you can actually do that!

BarryMan is confucating.
by Logan October 29, 2004
mugGet the Confucated mug.

conjubulated

A feeling experienced when Chris Lantz's mother is sighted. Usually ends in boner-induction.
Dude, when I saw Chris's mom the other day, I got totally conjubulated!
by Dr. Wanker March 6, 2005
mugGet the conjubulated mug.

confuzzlated

Nt understanding what someone is talking about as they rant on about something you have no clue about.
Boy: Oh my gosh did you see the Mets pwn up the Cubs last night, and with that Homer offZambrano?

Girl: wait what? I'm confuzzlated!
by GabbersxxxD August 6, 2007
mugGet the confuzzlated mug.

confugucate

(v):
1. To give one the wrong impression of something
2. To teach and or lecture on a subject for an extended timeframe only to test on something completely different.
3. Something a complete douchebag would do. See douche move
Example 1:
It was obvious by second semester that the professor had a knack for confugucating his students by purposefully testing on different materials than covered in class.

Example 2:
That test today completely confugucated me! The professor never even covered the material!

Example 3:
(Girl 1): Hey, how was Chemistry?
(Girl 2): I don't want to talk about it?
(Girl 1): Let me guess, you had a test?
(Girl 2): Yeah.. only I was pretty much confugucated by it!
by YourPsuedoLover October 22, 2009
mugGet the confugucate mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email