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Configgle-faggle

The act in which your trousers become distressed because of your personal uptightness; when described usually said in an Indian accent.
Joey: Where did my baseball hat go!?
Mom: I don't know. Did you check your bedroom?
Joey: Yes! It's not there. I can't let all my friends see this stupid new haircut!
Mom: Oh, Joey, don't get your trousers in a configgle-faggle. *said in Indian accent* You look adorable!
by Judoismystuff June 23, 2013
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Confizzled

What your boyfriend feels like when he doesn't know what you got him for his birthday.
Boy: I am so Confizzled about what you got me for my birthday.
Girl: you are thinking of this surprise in the wrong context
by hesgettingsome December 7, 2009
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Conjibble

To thrust ferociously horizontally, or could mean homie.
Conjibble me sideways sensei.

I'm ultra conjibbled right now.

I conjibbled the #### out of a broad.
I go hiking with my conjibblings, sup.
by Gobsmacked British October 15, 2017
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confizzled

i was really confizzled
by ham514 May 13, 2010
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Confibulise

/kənˈfibjʊ'lʌɪz/

When both parties of a conversation are lying to one another - and everyone involved in the conversation knows it - yet they politely continue with the conversation all the same.

When somebody pays you a compliment pretending to be sincere but you know they are lying.
Employee 1 to employee 2: "I hope that you get the promotion, good luck!"
Employee 2 to employee 1: "No, I hope that YOU get the promotion. You deserve it."

The employees would confibulise. They acted as though they wanted their opposition to do well but everyone knew that really they hoped they would fail.
by Matt Windle poet October 10, 2020
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dis-confibulated

another wacky and weird way of saying you are confused
Timothy says "you need to pull this lever up then down and turn this knob, to work the machine"
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple
by Tim_Potatoe July 19, 2017
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confizzled

to be confusededededed......ededed
everyone was talking in a different language and i was confizzled......ededededed
by phsycotic bitch January 12, 2004
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