fridge confession

When someone is to clumsy to confess their affections to you for you to understand.
When you realize what they wanted, the confession is usually void and worthless by then.

It took me once seven years to understand a fridge confession.

by lonarlunatic September 8, 2010

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Depression Confession

When you confess to anyone you’re depressed.

“Hey dude, what were you gonna tell me?” “I’m depressed” “Nani..is that a..Depression Confession?!?!”

by pearl<3 October 29, 2021

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i have a confession for you

It means someone likes you

“I have a confession for you.”
“I like you too”

by Usknfnejwmsm October 31, 2017

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Pronounced: Ohh mah gawd con-fesh-shun.
Usually in a mocking way.

Used when someone confesses an embarassing story or detail, that is actually rather stupid and not that embarassing.

The lowest form of irony.

Also, oh my god concession, oh my god infection, oh my god perception, oh my god recession, oh my god depression, oh my god erection, and etc.

Commonly used in tween magazine Dolly.

"And then I totally realised my crush was watching!!"

"... Oh my god confession..." *who cares bitch*

by xx.Ghetto.Gal.xx March 28, 2010

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The Taxi-Cab Confession

When you and your lucky lady (Who must be wearing a skirt) Get into a taxi, after giving her an Alabama Hotpocket... The cabby will notice the smell of sex and poo, and once you get to where you need to be... (Hopefully somewhere with a shower!) You get her to stand infront of the car while you lean in and tell the cabby you have a confession.. when he asks what, she shakes the shit out of her nappy ass poon and you run away! The Cabby might even forget to make you pay!"

"Me and Monica totally pulled the taxi-cab confession last night on this dumb paki!"

by EJG1234 April 7, 2009

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