candy tease

when a house is decorated for Halloween, but the motherfuckers dont open the door and give you candy.

Person: That house looks creepy, i bet they have plenty of

candy.

*knocks on door and waits 10 seconds*

Person: Hey asshole i know youre in there, gimme some fucking candy.

Person 2: GTFO noob

Person: Wow what a fucking candy tease...

by iheartitties November 1, 2010

Candy gore

A form of gore art where the subject tends to be very colorful, and often but does not have to include segmented body pieces and guts (mainly intestines), lacerations, and can occasionally include body horror. The subject also tends to have sticky, almost melted candy like goo in the place of what would be blood. There is also often a reference to foods and candies (e.g candy can striped guts, candy spilling out of the guts, segmented body pieces that look like meat or sliced fruit). sometimes can include references to hearts, stars (e.g heart shaped cross-section of bones, heart or star shaped eyes). Can also sometimes be mistaken for pastel gore.

"Its legs are missing, and its holding its guts even though the arm is detatched from the body and there's bright goo dripping out of the open wounds?"
"It's candy gore, that's just how it is."

by Tylxncardboard August 8, 2016

Candy Uncle

A man whom one can hire to act as a child’s uncle. However, if at any point said child eats more than one piece of candy, the candy uncle will be said to have had a mysterious death and disappear. It’s never explained, but the child knows. They know.

Jack: I’m thinking of hiring a Candy Uncle. I don’t want Harry to eat too much candy.
Jeremiah: Oh ok you do you I guess

by Pepsi Needs IRN BRU January 25, 2022

Cindy

The girl that is beautiful, cute, sweet, smart, lovable, talented, lucky, and mysterious. The name of Cindy is for a perfection. She is the girl that all you want. That will understand and hear you. Every guy want to date her and every girl want to be like her. And if she is in relation she will be loyal. She is the type of girl that you want to spend all your time with her. She is perfect.

Guy 1 : "I love her!"
Guy 2 : "Who?"
Guy 3 : "Of course Cindy."

Guy 1 : "Where do you know?"
Guy 3 : " All guy love her."
Guy 1 : "She is very very beautiful, smart, cute, multi talented, care, and a good listener. She is very very perfect."

by Regina Gracia November 18, 2018

Candybalism

1) The act of candy eating other candy.

2) The act of eating candy that is shaped like a human.

1) Watch out Greg! Dave has gone mad and has starting eating all of his fellow marshmallow friends! I should have figured this was going to happen - all of the marshmallows in his family began engaging in candybalism several weeks ago! They've been eating all of the marshmallows in town!

2) Tara stood silently, quietly surveying the outward appearance of her friend, secretly wishing he was made of candy so that she could tear him apart and eat him. Her secret longings for engaging in candybalism had begun to grow more frequent, and she began to fear that one day she would become the very thing she feared most - a candybal.

by the_professor April 30, 2014

Cindy

Cute, lovable, mysterious, kind, funny, smart, talented, shy,and sweet

Cindy is so awesome

by pixelgirl August 26, 2016

Candy gore

A version of gore art where the subject is colorful and unusually gooey, like melting candy or taffy. It's typically more tasteful or appealing to a general audience than normal gore art is.

"That guy's picture looks really cute! What's up with the arms though? They're pulled apart and look like they're dripping."
"Oh, that's a candy gore image then!"

by harpsichord-uiy July 29, 2015