combobulated

combobulated is the opposite of discombobulated.

I'm all right -- I'm combobulated now!

by eda-skip June 16, 2022

combobulated

To be combined in a chaotic and haphazard manner, similar to being cobbled together, but with more confusion and less care implied.

During the storm, the toilet and chickens were combobulated into a feather flushing custerfluck.

by tripp's left toe September 24, 2010

condomplate

to contemplate about buying a condom
contemplating of buying a condom

1. I was condomplating at the grocery earlier.
2. You should condomplate if you're meeting up with your ex tonight.

by [d]ud[z] August 24, 2011

contabulated

To regroup, to organize your thoughts when your mind is spinning.

I just came home from a long day at work. The house is a mess, dirty floors, dirty dishes, how did the fly get in here? The newspaper is spread all over the rug, the dog is barking at me, the kids are yelling for dinner. Please everyone! Give me just a moment to get contabulated!

by sharw135 April 30, 2011

condolulations

an expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another combined with an expression of sympathy to someone who is experiencing pain arising from death, deep mental anguish, or misfortune.

Someone tells you they are having a baby but you are not sure that they meant/want to be pregnant: "I would like to offer my deepest condolulations"

by blamo54 December 19, 2012

Conjobulate

A word used to describe mixing stuff together.

"Hey bb gorl wanna conjobulate 🥵"

by Zipstey October 26, 2020

conjubulated

A feeling experienced when Chris Lantz's mother is sighted. Usually ends in boner-induction.

Dude, when I saw Chris's mom the other day, I got totally conjubulated!

by Dr. Wanker March 6, 2005