When you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and shoot a big load of cum and it gets in her hair like conditioner
Mary & I were doin'it doggy style last night, then I pulled out and shot a load of Cum Conditioner all over her hair
by A H Choo June 26, 2008
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Guy: "Hey dude, I gave that chick an air conditioner this afternoon:
Girl: "I would love an air conditioner its soooooo hot out!!"
Girl: "I would love an air conditioner its soooooo hot out!!"
by BILLYandKAILA May 5, 2011
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is the next level of papi shampoo its a Dominican male that gets all the women by his reputation. there are only to ways to be classified a papi conditioner 1.your name must be cesar 2. you must possess the black mumba.
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Get the leave in conditioner mug.a form of labour aimed at young lazy people whom wish never to work, get a flashy job title and speak alot of smack about air conditioners. Also trained to beleive that they are supirior when in fact they are driven to slavery by their tradesman to make way for the one whom upon arival the Air Condition Mechanics beleive will bend the space time continum with his ability to bludge so much.
Bob - i heard you got a job
Ali - ye i repair and maintair air conditioners, i'm an air conditioner mechanic
Bob - thats not a job, your just a theif
Ali - stop it
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Bob - Hey man shouldnt we get to work?
Jim - na man we'll do it like Air Conditioner Mechanics
Bob - Thats just low
Ali - ye i repair and maintair air conditioners, i'm an air conditioner mechanic
Bob - thats not a job, your just a theif
Ali - stop it
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Bob - Hey man shouldnt we get to work?
Jim - na man we'll do it like Air Conditioner Mechanics
Bob - Thats just low
by lenny xox king October 17, 2008
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One time when I was with John, I splooged all over his chest. Luckily, we were having a bar-b-que and I had ice on hand allowing me to perform an air conditioner on him. Also, I was lucky that he was a transvestite.
"Damn that hairy bitch looks hot. I'd like to air condition her."
"Damn that hairy bitch looks hot. I'd like to air condition her."
by John Melidi September 8, 2006
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