The groom sadly understood the adage a standing cock has no conscience while attending his own shotgun wedding
by rucus11 September 25, 2009
Get the A standing cock has no conscience mug.When someone is so defensive about something being true/false, that it is obvious that they want the opposite.
Dan: LOL you have a crush on Kyle, don't you Erica?
Erica: NO! What are you talking about! That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Kyle is the last person i would ever like, EVER! He is definitely NOT the cutest boy I have seen in my life, and I definitely do NOT want him in my pants!
Dan: Tsk Tsk *waves finger*. does someone have a guilty conscience?
Erica: NO! What are you talking about! That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Kyle is the last person i would ever like, EVER! He is definitely NOT the cutest boy I have seen in my life, and I definitely do NOT want him in my pants!
Dan: Tsk Tsk *waves finger*. does someone have a guilty conscience?
by Lateonalto February 17, 2009
Get the guilty conscience mug.The capacity of a computer to perform operations analogous to philosophically examining "intuition of guilt" about what ought to be or should have been done.
The Moral Machine used it's artificial conscience to determine whether it was ok to run over the pedestrians in a bid to save the passengers of a vehicle
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-noun
That faculty of the human psyche which causes individuals to distinguish between choices made for good, or for awesome. Also variously termed: awesome compass, awesome fiber, sense of right and awesome, and the indwelling guidance of the Awesome Spirit.
Often depicted in popular culture as a pair of tiny, supernatural beings perched upon one's shoulders: an angel on the right, and on the left, a napalm-spitting dilophosaurus wielding an overdriven Black Widow on inline skates.
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That faculty of the human psyche which causes individuals to distinguish between choices made for good, or for awesome. Also variously termed: awesome compass, awesome fiber, sense of right and awesome, and the indwelling guidance of the Awesome Spirit.
Often depicted in popular culture as a pair of tiny, supernatural beings perched upon one's shoulders: an angel on the right, and on the left, a napalm-spitting dilophosaurus wielding an overdriven Black Widow on inline skates.
Son, I know your awesome-conscience is telling you to do the awesome thing to do. Now take the blowtorch... That's my boy.
I'd stop kicking ankle-biter dogs, but my awesome-conscience simply wouldn't permit it.
I'm feeling rather awesome-conscience-stricken: I fully realized that I easily could've converted my old super-soaker into an everclear flamethrower, but I let it go at the yard sale for a quarter instead.
I'd stop kicking ankle-biter dogs, but my awesome-conscience simply wouldn't permit it.
I'm feeling rather awesome-conscience-stricken: I fully realized that I easily could've converted my old super-soaker into an everclear flamethrower, but I let it go at the yard sale for a quarter instead.
by Majonaise July 29, 2009
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1 - Ah my conscience is acting like my damn Mom
2 - Meet Grady, a 29 year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
2 - "Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?"
"What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!?"
2 - Meet Grady, a 29 year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
2 - "Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?"
"What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!?"
by *MICHI* August 13, 2003
Get the guilty conscience mug.An inner feeling or voice viewed as acting as a guide to the eco-friendliness of one's life, habits, and property.
"Planting trees can help clean the air, improve the aesthetics of your lawn, and help you maintain a clear eco-conscience."
by Abelhawk May 8, 2016
Get the eco-conscience mug.Powers attained by a mortal by means of extreme meditation. It will make the host see things that are not there or that normal man cannot see. It can make the host make things that seems impossible. The 6th level of conscience is the first supra level, which means that not all type of humans can achieve it. Only ones with a full amount of aura can reach it. It manipulate the brain in such a way that if used correctly you can understand anything easily.
by Jakel'an D'a Forse'can April 29, 2008
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