Cumtard

One who is dumbtardedly infatuated with mansyrup / mammalsauce.

Maxwell forgot to wipe his chin before opening his bedroom door. What a cumtard.

by Biscuit the Unbreaded December 15, 2008

contarded

Confused and Retarded.

omg, she is soo contarded

by CarooxCore April 9, 2007

contarded

-to be drunk and blazed all at the same time.

-to be able to see spaceships on bankhead.

-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).

by vincentttttt April 16, 2008

costard

Someone devoted enough to a TV show, movie, or comic to dress up like a character from it; a cosplayer.

- What's up with the stupid clothes?
- Nothing, they're just costards.

by Jeremy March 1, 2005

Cumtarded

A very retarded person who is also very horny

Did you hear that Bob is cumtarded

by Giantsrock14 December 25, 2020

Covtarded

An adjective describing someone who needlessly protects themselves from COVID infection in situations where there is zero risk of infection.

That woman is covtarded. She is wearing a mask in her car when driving by herself

by Noone87 January 23, 2021

comparde

see compadre

n/a

by VAN June 19, 2003