computourette's

A condition similar to Tourette's syndrome wherein a sufferer repeatedly interjects nonsensical phrases or profanities in computer-based conversations.

On Facebook Chat:

Person 1: hey how are you?
Person 2: arrrrg!!!!!!
Person 1: wtf do you have computourette's!?!

by nomaamyousmell August 25, 2009

computor

when a woman ejackulats a man using a styrofoam cup.

computor computor computor

by fuck you May 13, 2005

Compure

Something that is completely pure

Jana's makeup makes her look rather compure, but we all know she's really not!

by JA_MA January 9, 2008

Compustress

to stress over computer malfunction

my uncle continued to compustress the entire day

by 1sunangel1 January 29, 2018

compuhopeless

A person who may never learn all the tricks an expensive computer can do.

I spent a lot of money for my new computer, but I find that I may always be compuhopeless.

by madamekelly December 2, 2009

compuspeech

A language consisting of shortened or abreviated terms; used both on the computer in chat rooms or blogging/comments, and for text messages, for those who cannot spell or type very well.

lmao, roflmao, lol, wtf, and IMO are all compuspeech,

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

compuswear

compuswear, or compswear or compcussing is: to change the spelling of certain cuss words, to bypass the automated filter most websites use to eliminate cuss words... such as those used on public forums or blogs.

Fvck or phuck, and $hit or pi$$ and ni&&er or nigga, and @sshole are all forms of compuswear.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010