comprizzle

synonm for fo shizzle and from the word comprehend

Fo shizzlle, Bo bizzle, comprizzle

by jon freindman May 12, 2004

Confizzled

A word douche bags use instead of saying confused.

Person 1: Do you like him or not?
Person 2: Dawg, i'm CONFIZZLED

by JessicaBALLS August 25, 2010

Compuzzled

puzzled, confused, bewildering 🤷 ♀️

unexplainable, confusing

She gave me a compuzzled look. The directions were completely compuzzling

by MamaStacey January 16, 2019

confizzled

Having so much emotions(confusion) that you can't use proper English.

Sarah was so confizzled when picking high schools.

by mimi1136 August 7, 2014

compoozled

That moment when you were just about to click or tap a link on a computer or handheld device, but something shifts or changes on the screen at the split second you do, resulting in clicking the wrong link and having to go back. Composite of computer and bamboozled because when you have been bamboozled by a computer, you have been compoozled.

Ugh... I just tried to send you a friend request but I got compoozled and sent it to someone else instead.

by WordSmithK November 25, 2018

Conjizzled

When you can't cum

Hurry up Ben I don't got all day

I'm sorry sis I'm just a bit conjizzled

by lildicknega January 13, 2020

Confizzled

To be ‘Confizzled’ is where you are confused with the current situation in front of you (or in the world at large) but at least you have champagne.

At the black tie soirée last week, Martha slapped Olivia with a side of smoked salmon despite not having spoken to her before.

I was drinking Moët, utterly confizzled, and didn’t know what was happening at all!

by T444MPS July 30, 2020